A Very Potter Sequel Act 2 Part 4

It's nothing but trouble when Lucius Malfoy and Umbridge join forces to finally put an end to HP. Will Snape sit by and watch as they murder the Boy Who Lived? He more than anyone knows what kind of people the Potters are, their arrogance knows no bounds. Something simply must be done about them or There Will Always Be Guys Like Potter...

"A Very Potter Sequel" is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show.


Guys Like Potter - music and lyrics by Darren Criss

LUCIUS:

There are so many douchebags in the world.
Yes, so many douchebags get the girls
who deserve more than absolutely anything
than any charm or potion could ever bring.
But men like that, they have her on a string,
and they don't care,

For there will always be guys like Potter.
To realize tears in your eyes because he got her.
She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her...

If you'd only done
something more for the one,
back when you were young...

SNAPE:

So many assholes in this place.
So many assholes in my face!
Why can't they leave me alone--
To love princesses, maids, and queens?
They wouldn't ever be in between...

LUCIUS & SNAPE:

We'd them nice and never be mean.
And we would care...

But there will always be guys like Potter.
Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water
He'll never think her perfect as you/I thought her...

LUCIUS:

... But now you're alone,
left to pout and moan,
'cause you were totally pwnd.

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• A Very Potter Musical
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• Harry Potter
• Darren Criss
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• Joe Walker
• Lauren Lopez
• musical
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• sequel
• dancing

[TheMissAJBx]

Snape, yelling IM SORRY! broke my heart <3

[IwannaStarshipranger]

Snape: Where did the poster of headmaster Zeffron go?!?

Umbridge: I don't care about Zac Effron. Taylor Lautner is my man.

Snape: What do you want you horrid bitch?

[scoobystar97]

brb guy Ineed to go cry for a couple hundred years.

[soundersfc18]

This is my favorite AVPM/S song <3 gets me everytime... :'(

[silverx174]

this song break my heart :( </3

[TheWantedkitten]

who plays james for the memorie?

[SUPERMAGICinc]

Love how umbridge claps aeound 2:14 or so...

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

when joe said :i dont need help from a filthy little mudblood like her he used his normal voice

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

24 dislike what horrid bitch did that

[broadwaybroad26]

Umbrige voice:"That's why no one is going to report it..." Joe voice: "Right, Snape?"

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[basketweaver912]

The whole scene with Snape and Lucius was so well done. And sad...great song Darren,

[catlover2696]

does Lucius have eyeshadow on?