The Mentors - 6 - Sleep Bandits (You Axed For It!)

Here is track 6 off the Mentors first album You Axed For It! One of the greatest albums of all time.

Band: The Mentors
Song: Sleep Bandits
Album: You Axed For It!

Drums: El Duce
Guitar: Sickie Wifebeater
Bass: Dr. Heathen Scum

We´re creepy crawlin´ through the night
We´re lookin´ for some pussy good and tight
Hopefully you will be drunk and asleep
For us to sink our dicks in deep
Little Betty wasn´t too frisky
When she passed out from the whiskey
Then we gave her knock-out pills
To help us get out thrills
Now she´s conked out from whiskey and wine
it´s time for us to form a line
She was passed out and stripped in bed
We knew that she would give us some head
We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it
We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m a sleep bandit, can you stand it
Sleep bandit, can you stand it
First in line came good ol´ El
And I say she´s starting to smell
Next in line with a rubber came sickie
Then Red Dog for a quickie
After that came Don Scary
Who said she was a disgrace
On her head he jacked off,
Right on her face
After that came Danny Grey
It´s been ten years since his last lay
Think of this when you drink up your next brew
Will the next sleepy victim be you?
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
Next in Line came our good buddy Mills
He´s the one who brought the knockout pills
After that we charged five bucks
So the whole party could get some fucks
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it
Can you stand it

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• Sleep
• Bandits

[nathanwilefrazier]

If you read between the lines, you can see El Duce is kind of a romantic man...

[88Thyra]

surely you mean APPEALING .

[jeezjacob]

that guitar solo is fucking raw.

[MegaTrolleater]

ive fucked my fine ass cusin who was a pill popper about 5 times she doesnt have a clue i came all inside her tight puss

[MegaTrolleater]

women are just party favors for our dicks.... HAIL EL DUCE!!!

[NickB1967]

Sadly, I have run across too many bitchy women who needed the "Sleep Bandit" treatment.

[luridplanet]

Favorite activity on college campuses

[joeblow238]

nah, gwar didnt rip these guys off

[anvilofcrom]

@nathanwilefrazier Yeah, in a Ted Bundy kind of way.

[ThrashKommand]

sleed bandits... lmfao I love The Mentors.

[bizchazlien]

Great band, and frikkin' HILARIOUS and vulgar! yay! Mentors will always be one of my all time fave.s! El Duce rest in peace . Fuck that ugly cunt Courtney Love . Like El Duce said, "If i had too deal with that bitch, i'd kill myself too!" ha!ha!ha!