Second Term - Club Penguin Wiki Satire

A wise character once said that we all had to laugh at ourselves once in a while. Thus, TurtleShroom Productions has slapped together this quick video featuring the popular song, "Second Term", by the JibJab Studios, Inc. .

This entire video contains symbolism and references to moves and events that happened durning my last days as "dictator" of the Club Penguin Wiki. Of course, I can't change the words or names in the video due to my freeware audio equipment, but I think each item can be linked to its CPW version.


So, sit back and enjoy TSP in a "Kiss the Fuhrer" apron, Tigernose getting slapped, and Ben and a Walrus stuck on a rowboat. Be sure to look for the Un-CP's_obese_Billybob and several of their nauseating_characters!


I guarentee a good time and laughter in this satire, where I mock myself and the entire CPW cast! Take it lightheartedly, this is satire, folks!

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LYRICS:

Do you swear to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution?

You bet-'cha!

Yes I'm coming back to serve a Second Term.

This time I won the National Election!

Oh, thanks to you Ohi-uh, and dear brother Jebadiah,

We get four more years to rule in Washington!

GOOD GOSH, HE'S COMING BACK TO SERVE A SECOND TERM!

We were hoping in oh-four we'd get a turn!

...-but we lost the vicious battle!

Now they're stuck without a paddle!

WHO WILL SAVE US FROM CONSERVATISM?!

*SLAP!!*

I will stabalize Iraq in my second term.

...-and I will amend the Constitution!

Then I'll eliminate the taxes,

That are breaking all our back-es,

...-and push for more privatization!

Ve can not believe he von a Second Term!

He destroyed the Tans-Atlantic Alliance!

Heck, I'll extend a friendly offer,

Barbeque in Crawford!

Mending fences broken by pre-emption!

We want Peace on earth throughout his Second Term!

We want Iraqis to have Free Elections!

There's a beef here, let's dispatch it,

...-and bury that old hatchet.

Yes, we've been through stormy weather,

Now it's time to work toegether!

Gather 'round the old Chuckwagon,

It's a grand time we'll be having,

In the four years I have left in Washington!

YEE-HAW!

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Kiss the Fuhrer: 1:18 !

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[Bennet155778]

where did u get the song plz tell me

[TurtleShroom]

@Bennet155778

This song is called "Second Term", by JibJab. It is the video response. Look in the "related" videos and it should be there.

[TigranTheMetz]

@raduxiaolin me, lol

[Cookie07730]

Nice. (This is himself.)

[Chrome9129]

nice (this is weegeescarves)

[jerseykid78]

Bally awesome Wot WOT!

[walle1328]

bbbbbbbbbbu club penguin wiki y club chicken viva club penguin

[GrovylesMysterious]

Lol wut!

(By the way: This is LuXerra from the CPFW)

[Vic7997]

@TurtleShroom Loophole #1: You were only 14 years old when that video was made.

Loophole # 2: The penguin said he was above the influence.

Loophole # 3: I have no idea, i easilly distract and forget everything, what was i talking about? Oh ya...

[Vic7997]

@TurtleShroom Do you have control on Youtube...?

Also, i found a loophole, do you remember this comment?: so wait...you can prase hitler...but can't say beer...dude arn't you like...17 already? Results that when you made the American pie you didn't only erased the word Wiskey (which has MORE alcohol.) and you put BEER photos on the video (I already found 2 loopholes on what i said, check next comment for them.)