L1k3 OH M3H G4wD HOLLISTER!!!

We both personally hate hollister.
They're prejudiced against the "not so slim" shoppers.
It reeks of Cologne.
It's too damn dark.
And if you're claustrophobic, we would recommend NOT going in there.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hollister
• polaris
• shopping
• HCO
• cologne
• ray ban

[clintcatalyst]

5 fecking stars! You two are braver than I am, that's for sure...I've done a lot of *seriously* insane things in my life, but exploring as pedestrian and exceedingly LAME a (cough, cough) "fashion" emporium as Hollister? Damn...the last time I was close enough to one of their stores to take note, the bland window décor itself hurt my feelings so badly I practically had to hit my headshrinker via cell. Then I remembered he's $220 for a 50 minute convo, & opted for retail therapy somewhere ELSE.

[zomgnoez]

oh my god. i went into hollister last time i was at the mall, and i could not breathe. the music was horrible the smell of the perfume was SOOOO strong. when i walked out my breathing was all messed up.