"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spam

Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich, any way you slice it at all

If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the Spam

Oh, Spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now? (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff it's made from, wonder if it's mystery meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermos to help wash it down
Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout

Now, Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the label now (oh boy)
Spam: breakfast, dinner or lunch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold

Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the Spam in

Oh, Spam (Spam!) (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (Spam!) (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich, any way you slice it

Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam, any place that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (ham and pork)
(Spam, any place that you are)
The can is there to hold in the Spam (ham and...)
(Spam, any place that you are)

Oh, Spam... -ah!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Weird
• Al
• Spam
• Stand
• REM
• Michael
• Stipe

[showbizpizzablog]

What is this a parody of, and where is this in UHF?

[Enzo000000000]

@showbizpizzablog - It's not in UHF, it's just a soundtrack bonus. It's a parody of R.E.M.'s "Stand".

[zeldazackman]

spams fucking awesome, a can of spam, a can of cream of mushroom soup, and a bit of rice makes an awesome lunch or a few days

[dieselducy]

Stuff posing as meat

[showbizpizzablog]

@Enzo000000000 Ok, cool.

[loquendo114]

esta cansion me trae buenos recuerdos n_n

[Qvanbooven]

K  u suck spam

[Qvanbooven]

fuc

[FESAS1993]

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[madammanga]

Spamm....rather have corned beef! GO CORNED BEEF!