When You're Evil - Voltaire

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When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the demon in your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need

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[xxXRaymoondoXxx]

The source for the name Beelzebub is in 2 Kings 1:2-3, 6, 16. Ba‘al Zəbûb is variously understood to mean "lord of the flies"[3][4][5][6] or "lord of the (heavenly) dwelling".[7][8][9] Originally the name of a Philistine god,[10] Ba'al, meaning "Lord" in Ugaritic, was used in conjunction with a descriptive name of a specific god.

G954 [Βεελζεβούλ] Beelzeboul [beh-el-zeb-ool'] Of Chaldee origin (by parody upon [H1176]); dung god; Beelzebul, a name of Satan: - Beelzebub.

eat a dick nigga.

[Samuel Murphy]

Being good is boring.

[Lisa Thibault]

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[MikeSakaru]

From? No. Used in? Yes.

[Samuel Murphy]

I'd rather dine with the devil.

[maddXhatter92]

I'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry with the saints.

[zinfandelist]

don't use words you don't understand, you have absolutely no idea how animal husbandry works. breeders purposely breed in useful instincts/ behaviors to make their job easier. livestock run purely on instinct.

creatures who control their instincts and carefully conduct themselves are called sentient.

[Rilles Reaper]

Yes, It's from an Online RPG called Adventure Quest ;) Which can be found at: w.w.w.battleon.com.

[Falconpunch2]

those who forsake their instinct's are called livestock

[Kairandok Raido]

i know its from a game ,but i dont remember the name.

[limeyman dylan]

I know this from something... can anyone take a guess, its been bugging me for weeks?

[leoandrexx]

Being bad is for cretins who survive on instinct alone.