Tax Day is Friday! Here's a song to get you through that 1040 from The Y101 Morning Showgram with Nate and Murphy.
It doesn't matter if you think that the money's yours they're gonna
Tax you
Cause when you think you gave enough they'll be back for more they're gonna
Tax you and uh tax me too
If you think you're rich well Uncle Sam'll fix that
with the IRS (the IRS)
It puts a pain in your wallet no matter what they call it when they
Tax You
Well, you know it's tax time and they want your last dime
Think you can hide you know you can't
I filed my 10-40 and filed one for my shorty
Can she write off her new implants?
I pity your rear if your gettin' audited this year it's like
Oops my deductions they were mostly fiction and
Yoou got some ex-plain-in' to do
(spoken) Yeah actually I do consider playing slots my second job.
It doesn't matter if you think that the money's yours they're gonna
Tax you
Cause when you think you gave enough they'll be back for more they're gonna
Tax you and uh tax me too
If you think you're rich well Uncle Sam'll fix that
with the IRS (the IRS)
It puts a pain in your wallet no matter what they call it when they
Tax You
Well, you know
it's my advice:
Get creative when you itemize
My dependent's a dog
I call my cats livestock
It ain't the truth but it ain't quite lies, now
I counted my pooool as a medical expense and uh
Got a big return..... it's like money-to-burn and
oooh it's a federal offense and uh
(spoken) I think that's why Turbo Tax keeps crashing on me
It doesn't matter if you think that the money's yours they're gonna
Tax you
Cause when you think you gave enough they'll be back for more they're gonna
Tax you
If you think you're rich well Uncle Sam'll fix that
with the IRS (the IRS)
It puts a pain in your wallet no matter what they call it when they
Tax You
First! love it!
heard this on my local radio station... they must have just played it from you guys not sure.
FamilyManDano 10 months ago
@FamilyManDano Cool. What station was it?
youtimdotcom 9 months ago