The Pwnd Kid on Halo 3

The Backstory:

So I was playing the Heroic DLC hopper shortly after it came out. It being a social playlist, I wasn't playing very seriously. I seem to remember that I may have been slightly intoxicated, so I wasn't on my best behaviour.

This...child...pr1vat3 church (not to be mistaken for pr1vate church, who is actually a good player and decent guy) decided to talk loads of sh!t to me in this game. It was a big team neutral bomb, and I was decidedly not performing at my prime.

So he went on a tirade about how he could "rape me in 1v1." I gave him my stock reaction to aggro children online: "f*ck you, you're ten. Go to school."

Then his brother got involved. "He's not ten, he's twelve," says big brother, who is named FatalDragonS0le. I proceed to laugh at his expense.

Nevertheless, the child was adamant that he could defeat me based on my performance in this one casual, unranked game.

So I accepted his challenge. He set up the game. His brother and a few of his friends wanted to see how the game would go down, so they came along.

The game was set up like this:
Team Slayer to 25 on Foundry. At this point, I had never played on Foundry before.

Gold Team: pr1vat3 church (he changed his name to GliTch x Kill)
Orange Team: Doctor Manlove
Blue Team: FatalDragonS0le (he changed his name to BL4D3 W13LD3R), pr1vat3 chur(1) (now GliTch x Kill(1), and N00BD357R0Y3R.

The friends were honorable, and kept to themselves throughout the whole game.

Game stats: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=191863142&player=D...

Game on my fileshare: http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?h3fileid=22064573

Watch to see how events unfolded...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• video
• game
• Halo
• multiplayer
• pwnd
• pwn
• owned
• kid
• child
• nate
• spotts
• doctor
• manlove
• natespotts
• pr1vat3
• church
• 1v1

[Hoby11]

whats this song called

[natespotts]

The intro is O Fortuna from Carmina Burana and the one during gameplay is Advanced by Marcel Woods.

[gypsykingg]

your kill death ratio sucks

[natespotts]

fuck off.

[gypsykingg]

your just bad kid

[natespotts]

and you represent the worst pieces of shit on the internet. play me, then you can talk shit if you win.

[hideandseekadmin]

HES A ROCKET WHORE!!!!!!

[gamermasterL]

u both suck just leave it at that.

[SneakySnipe1]

Learn to use a BR you freaking BK

[DragonZapper1996]

1:16 he teabagged you the little noob bastard

[fresca9990211]

I played with a kid named Itchyfurball his voice was so annoying DX

[XmetaI4everX]

Go back to school kid.

[myotheraccountlol]

Hahaha that faggot GliTch x Kill got raped.

[catpoo6]

didnt kick u u got owened after ur noobish cammping with the shotty and it ant hard to get a few snips with a sniper u noob

[MajorLeagueSniping]

when u said u were just letting u kill him u were lying the only reason u said that is cause u really liked something in this vid and wanted to upload it and u did not want to humilate ur self so u said that u were letting him kill u. wat a liar

[deeegerluuund]

lol fucking nerd, you did'nt let him kill you the first two times

[water65432123456]

sasdadsdad,

they also hit him with a power drain

they must have been like cant let him win

noobs

[Snarftastickle]

Lol..

Im Pr1vate Church on

Xbox Live,

Thanks for the good description about me.

And yes that kid is a real MonkeyBich!

[toastiz]

lol dude nice snipes those were sick and this kid is garbage lmao who boots from a 1 v 1 this kid needs to get off live (and go to school XD) good vid man subbed

[thehive01]

f-f-f-fuck y-y-yooooooooooooooooouuu, y-y-ou n-n-n-n-oooobb

[GrillinMahToast]

not to the extent it sounds like theyre sack got cut off

[kilu101]

Yeah, same shit like when your on a house phone you voice is more higher, people's voices though change through Xbox LIVE

[whisecracker]

lol you really did pwn that kid i would have at least accepted defete and finished the game :\

[xmasboy69]

nice vid

[sasdadsdad]

the blue team were fucked bitches!!! they shot at him!!!can you see him in the tunnel!!3:44 nubbish!

[articfreak2]

haha wow you straight up raped that kid. nice snipe dude

[roetemeteor]

If you're fine and you don't bombard me with the annoying mike spam, I could care less too.

[ASirensSoliloquy]

lol gj

[sonicspeed011]

no, really, everyone sounds younger on XBOX live, but the same people never sound like that on other online games

[GrillinMahToast]

thats what the fags with high voices always say

[CrossConsoleGamer]

Damn you fucked that kid up lol

[sonicspeed011]

everyone sounds younger on XBOX live

[wedontknow]

thats y its rated mature even though i turned 17 3 months ago and had to wait an entire year to get halo 3 and every lil kid was like u suck my reply" u r not even old enough to play the game did ur mommy buy for ya"