Things Your Lutheran Pastor Totally Loves: Quick Questions (Episode One)

Your Lutheran pastor loves answering people's theological questions. But does he love answering super meaty questions in under five seconds?

Absolutely!

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Lutheran
• Theology
• Theological Questions
• Satire

[tdmoeller]

On Question #10. It stinks. I could not understand the audio. What was the question?

[TheLutheranSatire]

@tdmoeller "What do you think of 'The DaVinci Code?'"

[jcnaumann]

'...my live-in girlfriend has to drop me off at my Masonic lodge meeting in like two minutes' lololololollll!!!!!! This is so true!

[morrispriddy]

@NixonisLord, if you went to a Miss. Synod Sunday School Class you would hear "We don't know more than in any other organization." Especially the scientific ones who think when they find three chicken sized bones they can use a computer model to "discover" a new dinosaur species, talk about waste of time and money! LCMS believes we can only answer what Scripture addresses. Like it or not, that is rational. Whether you, or anybody else, or the majority of humans care or not is irrelevant.

[NixonisLord]

Religion is stupid. The Missouri Synod is a bunch of ex-Prussians pretending that they've got the answers to questions that 99% of the population couln't care less about. Waste of time, effort and money.

[john91722]

Decision Thology- Does Grace Alone mean you can make a decision to follow Christ?

[byrongsmith]

Very nice. Though I'd say Athanasian Creed for both 11 & 12, rather than "miracle" for 11. Or Chalcedon for 11.

[dtbllover14]

Very good!

[cybersaint2k]

Too true to laugh.

[TheCrushmaster]

Hahaha! That was great!