Oh Bo (Bo Burnham cover with a twist)

If anyone is wondering I made the music (midi) and guitar solo from scratch. So yeah I put this up so people can get a feel for what I'm going for. I hope to make an actual video for this but we'll see.
UPDATE: Here is the link for the Guitar Pro Tab for the instrumental I used and the mp3 of it.
http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/b/bo_burnham/oh_bo_guitar_pro_1007501id_29112...
MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?48l9w9wp1uaiyd2
Instrumental: http://www.mediafire.com/?1on2atzqh9yzzhd

Twisted Intro:
I feel like YouTube used to be a place for originality you know?
But it's become at least from what I've seen a symbol for stupidity, redundancy,
unoriginal covers of other people's songs.
So I figure, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

hittin a club up, VIP
a got a fake moustache and fake ID
i look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy and i
bypass the bouncer, pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzers
look at all of bo's hoes, looking for a ride on bo's hose and i
spot a little latina, booty so big call it oprah's ego,
we go do it, through it she says "dios mio mi amigo!"
pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and i bust in the back of ya,
swallow bitch! there's people starving in africa.

single every single day, do it every single way
make the single ladies say, oh bo.
and if i were gay, though i swear i'm straight
i'd make the fellas say, oh bo.

you're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top,
but careful, cherry, cause i'm the king of pop, pop, pop
pop goes my weasel, now you look like Jackson Pollock's easel.
my suggestion is, you don't blow til you know what congestion is,
swallow when you know what digestion is,
follow bo, the only question is -
have you been splattered before by the mad hatter matador?
cake batter, nevermore, it don't matter whether you're
spanish, french, swedish or cambodian
i'll slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon.

chorus.

you think that you can handle me, girl don't make me laugh
my junk is bipolar, it'll split you in half.
and if you're lucky, i might just bring you home,
and i'll have you going down like you're growing an extra chromosome.
and when you love me, don't grab me by my buns,
cause i got a bad case of the runs. i got the runs. i got the runs.

chorus.

Twisted Verse:
i'd like to break it down for y'all. I'm not trying to be Bo. He's trying to be me.
He's trying to still be that guy on YouTube, playing offensive songs in his bedroom.
Well guess what big shot? That's me now. Your shtick is now my shtick.
And I know you guys may be thinking, "Hey, if you're so talented,
why don't you come up with your own material instead of covering songs
by the obviously more talented than you, Bo Burnham?"
Well you see...the thing with that is, it's like...hey look a chorus.

you got a fume like a tuna. i'll smell you later.
i met a fat chick and i fucked her in an elevator.
it was wrong on so many levels...

single every single, do it every single
pop that single like a pringle jingle, oh bo
the song's almost completed all this little ditty needed,
instrument that's seldom beated, a guitar solo

oh bo play that solo.

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[babyboos4]

Get in my bed

this is awesome.

[PlatStrat13]

@SunnylnScottville If wanting people to be educated enough to spell and use grammar correctly is being a dick then society is fucked.

[EmergencyBagels]

I'm sure he'd appreciate this intro haha

[Glooriaturtle]

Hahahaha :)

[lionneedshistiger]

latino = masculine

latina = feminine

when he said " I spot a little latino " I thought, 'oh yeah, one of those Davie street sanfrancisco boy toy songs'

"stick it in your moth and i bust in the back of ya..."

he must be in the closet or he is in pathological denial about this she male latino.

Bo wants to feed starving African transitivities. He macs on them with his broken highschool spanish.

bo will break it down for you in his bedroom, buddy. Taste it and give me a chromosome count.

[AnaTheTerminator]

@a24mulv HAHA!

[a24mulv]

this is terrible i can't believe i listened to 1 minute of this.

[XxMr212xX]

Nice voice

[PlatStrat13]

@A7xBrandonPwns Yeah I kinda agree. Unfortunately I don't have the time or money for voice lessons.

[A7xBrandonPwns]

@PlatStrat13 Haha no, I'm not trying to be a douche. You have a pretty good voice, but it needs a little bit more... something,

[PlatStrat13]

@A7xBrandonPwns If you're actually serious and not trying to be a douche then sure. Know any good places?

[A7xBrandonPwns]

@PlatStrat13 Can I recommend singing lessons?