AFN Commercial - Never Shake your Baby
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@MySpaceBarsBroken0o Not even then!
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What if I can't find my keys, and I've looked everywhere?
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@JJAB91 Well, the shake-resistant babies would go on to have more shake-resistant babies, so it could be natural selection. And the original point was the person doing the shaking would be removing their own genes from the line, preventing whatever traits that cause people to shake babies from spreading.
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@cledet1219 No thats not natural selection, that would be if the person shaking the baby died.
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@EpyonNxt HAHA, SPOT ON!
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Remember, never shake your baby, as it will cause stress, which will make the baby meat stringy and tough.
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Oh wow man, I was so close to shaking my baby!! Thank you, hotline!
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Shake a baby
Sounds like a name for some kind of band or silly product
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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
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Never shake your baby.
They're carbonated and will spray everywhere when you open them.
Oh man, I was going to shake my baby but now I'm not.
THANK YOU AFN!
EpyonNxt 3 years ago 32
I don't mind hearing about shaking babies. The very idea doesn't bother me at all. It's usually done by idiots who shouldn't be having kids in the first place. Poor kid, and all, but hey...It's natural selection at work. If you're so stupid the realistic idea of shaking a baby enters your mind, you're too stupid to be having kids in the first place and should probably be sterilized for the good of the species.
cledet1219 4 years ago 15