B-Movie Roll-Out: "Flash Gordon" (1980) (Part 1 of 2)

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This is Episode 3 of the B-Movie Roll-Out, where we take a look back at "Flash Gordon" (1980). This review is meant to be humorous, as well as legitimate criticism of the movie.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• movie
• review
• flash
• gordon
• ming
• dale
• arden
• zarkoff
• timothy
• dalton
• topol
• 1980
• queen

[KUUSproductions]

Haha, I just noticed that even though Ming never heard of Earth, he has an 'Earthquake button' on his ship.

[BMovieRollOut]

@KUUSproductions That's a good point. I wish I had noticed that when I wrote this! Ha!

[almanacofsleep]

Did you jut call Ornella Muti (Aura) unattractive? Are you on crack?

[BMovieRollOut]

@almanacofsleep Eh. As an actress, she is quote good-looking, but her makeup/costume in this movie make her look ridiculous. I probably should have worded that better.

[indiekid42]

FLASH! Ah ah! MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE! Very informative AND entertaining, good work.

[BMovieRollOut]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!

[ladner3000moviebuff]

I must say that i rather enjoyed when Ornella Muti was subjected to being flogged on her back shackled facing down BDSM style, pretty overtly sexual imagery in that bit, not that i'm complaining, her butt in that spandex attire was delicious

[charlesbaileyx]

ROTFLMAO!!!! You calling Ornella Muti "unattractive" and furthering your public stupidity by acting blasie about Melody Anderson's "Dale Arden" just proves that actual contact with females is something your not very skilled at. I would almost bet that your pants would instantly fill with "goo" if either of those women actually took a second out of their lives to look in your direction, even if they were making a joke about you..

[charlesbaileyx]

LOL!!! Sometimes, just because you managed to save up your pennies and bought yourself a cheap-o lil video camera from Walmart, doesn't mean you should point it at yourself and think your rather pointless commentary would remotely impress ANYONE. In fact, the fact that you have "9" people who actually "like" this garbage proves to me that at least 10 people need to seriously go out into the real world and get laid....

[Kitsuneranger]

Kurt Russel actually does look like Flash Gordon so it's a decent decision

[wiseass2147]

I used to masturbate to Dale cheerleading when i was 10, lol. It still gives me chills when i see it.

[SuperCrazycelt]

Someone please upload this movie without these twats talking through it