Don't Trust Vampires! - 3OH!3 Don't Trust Me Parody of Edward Cullen

(lyrics below) Mandy the Geek, who is obsessed with fictional vampires, finally meets Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson). Problem is he doesn't want her. The vampire hunter is chasing after them. This is a "Don't Trust Me" 3
3OH!3 parody. I do not own the rights to the music, but I made this for fun. I hope you enjoy. Happy early Halloween!

P.S. I know my voice wasn't tuned in.

Lyrics:
Weird hair with the gell overused
I've got the breath of a last onion still on my teeth
Cause he's a vampire but he ain't got the urge
He's got a grizzly bear back out in the woods

F-F-fangs always pressed to your neck
While I got my shotgun ready to shoot
You tell me right there, to please spare his life
Cause he's a vegetarian and he ain't sucking your blood

He wants to woo you, woo ohh
He wants to love you, woo ohh
He'll never hurt you you, woo ohh, ohh, ohh
Don't trust him, never trust him,
Won't trust him, cause he's a vampire

He wants to woo you, woo ohh
He wants to love you, woo ohh
He'll never hurt you, woo ohh, ohh, ohh
Don't trust him, never trust him,
Won't trust him, cause he's a vampire

X's on the front of your eyes
When he comes back for you to drain you of your blood
And your obsessed, with emo vampires
Who somehow fell in love with the mortal girl

B-b-bram Stoker, rolls in his grave
Shaking his finger at Edward Cullen
He made Dracula, the kind of scary vampire
That'd make you crap your pants in front of him

He wants to woo you, woo ohh
He wants to love you, woo ohh
He'll never hurt you you, woo ohh, ohh, ohh
Don't trust him, never trust him,
Won't trust him, cause he's a vampire

He wants to woo you, woo ohh
He wants to love you, woo ohh
He'll never hurt you you, woo ohh, ohh, ohh
Don't trust him, never trust him,
Won't trust him, cause he's a vampire

Shush girl, shut your lips
Close your Twilight book and Vampire Diaries
I said shush girl, shut your lips
Winchester Brothers are over this joint
I said shush girl, shut your lips
Buffy, vampire slayer, will save your life.

Woah woah woah woahhhh

He wants to woo you, woo ohh
He wants to love you, woo ohh
He'll never hurt you you, woo ohh, ohh, ohh
Don't trust him, never trust him,
Won't trust him, cause he's a vampire

He wants to woo you, woo ohh
He wants to love you, woo ohh
He'll never hurt you you, woo ohh, ohh, ohh
Don't trust him, never trust him,
Won't trust him, cause he's a vampire

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• vampires
• 3OH!3 parody
• Don't Trust Me
• Edward Cullen
• Robert Pattinson
• Twilight
• Vampire Diaries
• True Blood
• Vampire Academy
• Dracula
• blood
• pole dance
• chicken dance
• hunter
• Supernatural
• Sam Winchester
• Dean Winchester
• Buffy Vampire Slayer
• geek
• nerd
• robots
• hokey pokey
• spoof

[Toxicette]

Where did you get the "instrumental" version of "Dont Trust Me"? I made the lyrics to another "dont trust a vampire", Dont worry, is totaly different, Aiz not stealing your idea... I actualy made my lyrics and then decided to see if there was a "dont trust a vampire" already. xD Very nice video and song BTW =D

[omfgNinjadude]

@Toxicette lol thanks :] I actually don't remember where I got the song from (all I remember was browsing the internet like a madwoman), but I'm pretty sure I still have the instrumental version saved on my computer. If you're still looking for the instrumental version I can try and send it to you.

[laughfreak15]

You can tell that your Edward is trying really hard not to smile and laugh. This was really good.

[omfgNinjadude]

thank you :]

and yeah, he kept wanting to laugh at my Mandy costume and acting x.x

[VoldemortsDaughter1]

LMAO!!! I'm totally suscribing!!

[omfgNinjadude]

thank you!

[creebeelou192]

'Dont Trust a Pole' Check it out ((; x

[DeathMessenger123]

Brother Started Cracking up when it said He'll Never French You

[Ty12702]

lol 1:24 he has his tounge out and wants to smile =P

[sophiepicki]

cha 

[CuteJemi]

LOL"Shush girl, shut your lips

Close your Twilight book and Vampire Diaries

I said shush girl, shut your lips

Winchester Brothers are over this joint

I said shush girl, shut your lips

Buffy, vampire slayer, will save your life"

LMAO XD thats hilarious!.



[carolinas102]

tthis is fucking STUPID.. GET A LIFE

[TheFallism4]

How's this even a video

[MrRuthie7308]

so funny

[surfinrocks12]

should of bit her fuckin head of lol

[MysteriousMonstar]

freakin horrible. :D