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Published on Jul 16, 2012

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co-written and produced by http://www.youtube.com/soundlyawake

LYRICS:
I'm JPMETZ
I hate to rhyme
I like to eat
I do it all the days

Breakfast lunch
Even dinner
Don't hate on me
Cuz I'm getting less fat

I'm coast to coast
LA, New York
Nomming on chicken,
Beef and pig

I hate everyone
In all places
Of all shapes sizes
And ethnicities


I hate rhyming (YUP)
Rhyming sucks (SURE DOES)
If you like rhyming
I give no cares (NOT ONE)
I hate rhyming (UGH)
Rhyming sucks (COME ON)
If you like rhyming

Oh well


I'm at the top;
Nothing better than me
I'm as high
As your eyes can look

When I get mad,
You'll hear my roars,
Cuz as they say:
When it rains, it rains a lot

And by the way,
Poetry blows
I hate all poets
Like Edgar Allen

Emily Dickinson,
Maya AngeWHO?
My lyrics are fresher
Than they could ever make


I hate rhyming (YUP)
Rhyming sucks (SURE DOES)
If you like rhyming
I give no cares (NOT ONE)
I hate rhyming (UGH)
Rhyming sucks (COME ON)
If you like rhyming
Oh well


So what did we learn
In this magical song?
Abracadabra
I'm right, you're STUPID

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