MMV- Tai Mai Shu: Ugly Girl

My 1st MMV... Took me forever because I'm a perfectionist and WMM kept freezing on me
1st song: Ugly Girl - Tai Mai Shu
2nd song: Rush - Aly & AJ
*Edit: eeeeh, translation for people who don't speak Chinese. (I won't translate the chorus because obviously, it's in English)
On Saturday, I went for a walk
Walking around I saw a girl
With a full head of long hair
Once she turned around-- OH MY GAH!
Her neck was a little crooked,
Her eyes were very odd
I suddenly wanted to run a little
Because she'd already smiled at me

Excuse me for startling you
I know you like pretty girls
But please look a little closer
You'll find that I'm not that bad
My neck is purposely a little crooked
I find it looks cuter
My appearance is not odd at all
It's just I spark faster than others
(These two lines are a little odd and harder to translate. When talking about the eyes, it means how a person judges others by the "look in their eyes." The girl is saying that the look in her eyes is not weird, but is only because she has eyes for him)

Miss, miss
I really don't want you
If you come closer,
I will yell

Mister, Mister
Don't run
I promise I will definitely
Treat you well

Already over weight by 10+ kilograms
Still drinking condensed chicken broth (whether this is to lose weight, or meaning that the chicken broth is high in cholesterol, I have no idea)
If you want to lose weight, then sorry
Even crazy guys don't want you!

You are not so handsome yourself
Your hair color is also very odd
You Americanized A-B-C (meaning he's speaks Chinese like an A-B-C and you can totally tell. A-B-C is short for American Born Chinese)
With nothing to do all day
You sit around and fart
You should look in the mirror more
And count your pimples
You're not Prince Charming
But I'll love you til death

Odd, odd
How very odd
Every time I look at this girl
She seems to get cuter
If I don't see her I start to panic
I'm starting to think about her
I don't believe it
Don't believe it
This sort of thing
Shouldn't be happening

Where are you?
Tonight I want to see you!

The end.
Note: After translation, the verses (naturally) do not rhyme anymore. Most of this is because of the Chinese puns. Also, there are many cultural inside jokes that are hard to explain, which I have tried to the best of my abilities. Keep in mind that because there were no official written lyrics, all lyrics and translations had to be done by ear, and therefore may contain errors. If I had done a direct, literal translation, you'd be reading broken English and sentences that would not make sense.

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[SoFr3shAzn]

yea it is lol a chinese song

[GeneralShame]

0:57 omg I almost fainted whoever has the ugly fucking face in ms must burn ur pixel and never play ur so ugly

[GoKuVeGeTaGoHaN]

Does anyone know where to find the original flash video (.swf) that went viral back in 2002 of this song? it had KOF (King of Fighters) characters on it. If you do please reply to this comment. Thank you!

[tamweiwen]

21 very ugly people is here 0_0

[tamweiwen]

@andrke12345 Same mate X)

[andrke12345]

im chineas

[jowilleatyuh]

lmao i almost pissed myself xD i've been looking for this song for a long time... funny cause i'm mandarin and i can actually see the pinyin for this xD it's so funny x3 but damn that chick is ugly e.e

[thejessielove45]

WAT AN AWFUL VIDEO

[EmmzChan3]

@FoxxyRoxxy022 it's in Chinese :P lol and to the creator, Nice job! ~gives thumbs up~

[tbussell2855]

WHAT...THE FUCK!!! THAT SONG SUCKS I HATE IT!!

[KayZeckTeeXD]

21 people have never met an ugly girl ._.