Bruno Mars Grenade PARODY! Key of Awesome #35!

I would eat a grenade for you baby, but book clubs are for suckers.

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DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info!
Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/digi2012la
Fri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012lasvegas
Sat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitour.com
Sun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012tempe
Thu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/digi2012houston
Fri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/digi2012dallas
Sun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012orlando
Wed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin' Java • http://bit.ly/digi2012dc
Thu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/digi2012baltimore
Fri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/digi2012nyc
Sat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012west_chester
Sun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012boston
Wed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012allentown
Thu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/digi2012cleveland
Fri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitour.com
Sat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie's Rock Club • http://thedigitour.com
Sun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012toronto
Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitour.co

LYRICS:

BRUNO

We just met, but I know you're my soul mate
I've got your name tattooed on my chest, neck, and face

Lets get hitched right away or at least pick a date
I've got next week open. When do you have open?

I sent you my left ear
But you tossed it off the pier
Then said something I couldn't hear

What

Gave you all my string and my fingernail clippings
I hope I don't sound deranged, but I'd

Chop off my head for you
I just went off my meds for you
I'd drink a bottle of crazy glue
And lick a bathroom attendents shoe

Oh that's good shoe

I would peel you a million grapes
And make a portrait using audiotapes
Yes I'll protect you from robots
And futuristic apes

Oh Get your damn stinking paws off my girlfriend you dirty ape from the future

GIRL

Calm down you crazy clown what is wrong with you
Stop offering things that you'll never have to do
Just take your pills, pay your bills I don't want you dead Why
would I want a boyfriend who doesn't have a head?

BRUNO

I'd eat a pile of glass
Pull my heart out through my ass

GIRL

You know what you could do for me?

BRUNO

What baby

GIRL

The dishes and the trash
Lets take that Tango class
Then watch Lifetime TV

BRUNO

I'll shop at Target with you
Buy you tickets to Dave Matthews
I'd go to brunch with your book club friends




I'll tell you that you're not fat again
It nightmare ever ends
I would rather eat 50 grenades
Wear a speedo made of razor blades
Then have to deal with you baby
And your stupid mom

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  • Comedy

[Preston Brogdon]

Ha! And your stupid mom!

[chris lapointe]

that was funny when he was acting like it was a heavey paino lol

[Abraham Moua]

laughed when he said "i got cho name tattod on my chest neck and face." somehow.

[Dan Whitney]

Tmi

[chubbyjg29]

DID YOU CUT YOUR EAR FOREAL.

[nythindur]

True story anyone?

[Luke Nelsey]

yo momma so stupid she went to the dentist to get blue tooth lloloololoolololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­ololoololololololo

[Ellis Hobbs]

Shes a good simger

[Elizabeth Fullwood]

Lol

[cat nora]

elle is sooo pretty and i love her voice!!! ^_^