ok now you dont have to chop my head off!!!!
*About 4 months later*
*I wake up the next morning about 6:02...oh hold that thought*I run to the bathroom* uh morning sickness is a bust!! I get up and wipe my face and get up slowly and walk to the living room, well the boys have been good I am huge like a beluga whale. Kevin and I are stronger than ever, he even took me to a beach and we had so much fun!! "Moe" and "Nickindsey" are doing even better, nick has surprised Lindsey so much by showing up in a tux outside her window with a rose (and they think I don't know....ha-ha they think I am born yesterday) and joe is the major cheese ball...but hey he makes her happy...so whatever...any way I am walking into the kitchen talking to my little monkey in my belly and eating left over lasagna(I learned form a TV show how to make it) and I am quietly listening to my sisters unbelievable talent of snoring....jeez it sounds like she is starting a chain saw.
Rachel:*uchi gucci talk* do you want more food...I bet you do...I know mommy does...yes she does
??: who are you talking to?
*I turn around and see nick*
Rachel:*somewhat embarrassed* the little sea monkey 10,000 leagues below*pointing to my stomach while slowly enjoying my crappy lasagna*
Nick:*laughs then yawns*
Rachel: kid go back to sleep*I mess up his hair with my hand* What are you doing up anyway?
Nick: Lindsey....her snoring kept me up all night
Rachel: ha-ha *see told ya ;)* hey go sleep in my room, it clean and chain saw less.
Nick: o.k.*zombies his way out of the kitchen*
??: girl...its little me back from Parie
Rachel: *I turn around* Carmel?*he's a black drag queen by the way....but I think he's gorgeous...you know how drag queens are*
Carmel: damn girl your huge....but your glowing what do you use
*All of a sudden Kevin walks in*
Carmel: DAAAAMMMN!!! Who is this sexy beast?
Rachel: back off Carmel...Kevin's mine!!!
Kevin:*confused* did I miss something
Carmel: yeah you missed my grand entry
Rachel:*laughs* um Kevin, this is Carmel T. Fredicks and Carmel, this is Kevin Jonas
Carmel:*does a little girly scream and jumps up and down clapping her hand together* ohhh....you from the Jonas brothers? No wonder you're so gorgeous...*winks at him*
Kevin: umm..*gives me the who-the-hell-is-this-and-why-is-it-flirting-with-me look*
Rachel:*I whisper* drag queen diva*
Kevin: oh
Rachel: anyway babe, I am going to go get the mail then I am going to go to the mall with Carmel
Kevin: o.k.*walks over to me and wraps his arms around my waist and kisses me*
Carmel: girl, you can go into early labor sucking face like that
Rachel:*I am still kissing him and I just put up my middle finger*I am watching Juno and that is what they are doing right now!! I**I pull away* jealous much?*I laugh and walk outside*
*I walk to get the mail and I hear a noise behind me, it sounded loud, I turn around but it's too late*
*BAM!!*
(BLACK OUT)
*the next thing.....I realize, is I am moving, I don't know where, I can barley move, I use what strength I have to open my eyes, I am being rushed down a hospital hall doctors yelling, people screaming, I look over and see Kevin running next to me*
Kevin:*mouths* hold on Rachel, hold on
I weakly give him a smile to reassure him, I can see he's been crying tear stains on his cheeks, I feel like I am falling I cant grab hold, I...I*I close my eyes to weak to keep then seem but then, the last thing I hear is*
PARAM (paramedic): the babies heartbeat were losing it, were losing it
*black out*
OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DID YA DUD YA DID YA!!!
SORRY I HAVEN TPOSTED, I HAVE BEEN UP TO MY NECK IN HOMEWORK AND FAMILY VISITING, I HAVE GOT SOME PREPARED THOUGHT!!!!
ONLY 10 COMMENT NEEDED THIS TIME!!!
omg thats scary!! but the juno part was hilarious! and carmel reminds me of miz jay alexander from americas next top model ahaha
rokugrl 3 years ago
thats who i was going for i love miss jay!!!
tjblover123 3 years ago
what omggggggg no the litlle baby!!and rachel i do not snore!!!!!!lol but seiously i dont lol
jobrofan16 3 years ago
well i needed some humour....and i know my friend myka doesnt snore!!! so i took a wild guess
tjblover123 3 years ago