Comedy Stuff By AMARU - Episode 022 - Spanglish Insurance

NOTE: THIS IS A COMEDY SKIT AND IT SHOULD BE TAKEN AS SUCH. THE BASIS OF ALL MY COMEDY HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND SHALL ALWAYS BE: LOVE!

Remember those pesky telemarketeers who call you in the middle of the night to sell you all kinds of nothing? That's what this skit is about, only... the person on the other end knows what's up and decides to mess with the sales person.

The English translation for the Spanish spoken bits:

- Hello, who is it...?

- Mi Manuel, it's good to listen to your voice, it's been a long time since I saw you, my boy, how are you?

- Of course, grandpa is also ok, he's in the bed, sleeping with his mouth open.

- What...?

- Well, I'm busy preparing supper. I'm chopping onions, tomatoes, ham, because Ruben is visiting tonight from Puerto Rico, and you know how much he likes to eat!

- Well, tell me about your boyfriend, my dear, does he still work at the bank?

Pendejo - Asshole
Maricon - Fag

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[Liz4kidzwearswigz]

ooooeeeee you look hot blonde lol! I'm gonna' try this next time I get one of these phonecalls, only I will have to make up some 'alien' language, ya' know one that hasn't been 'discovered' yet LOL! That will teach them to bug me with their sales pitch!!! :))

[amaruonline]

@Liz4kidzwearswigz Well, let me get the peroxide out of the bathroom, LOL :) And yes, you should! Speak in a verrryyyy Cockney accent to them, :):)

[nothingsimpossible77]

I'm just tryna sell u some insurance you deaf b*tch lmaooooooo (I just can't)

~NIP 77~

[amaruonline]

@nothingsimpossible77 LOL :) Well, turns out she wasn't so deaf after all, LOL :) She KNEW what he was up to so she decided to mess with his head, LOL :)

[amaruonline]

@Marcusitoblog You're welcome ;) Have a look at mt "Comedy Stuff" playlist on my channel for more ;) Looking forward to seeing your skits ;)

[Marcusitoblog]

@amaruonline Thanks Amaru. Looking forward to more skits, I will be posting my own skits in the future. :P

[amaruonline]

@99SweetCheecks Ain't that the truth, LOL :) Craaaayyy-zaaayyy :):) Yes, it was fun, we should do it again someday soon ;)

[amaruonline]

@Marcusitoblog LOL :) Well, I had this skit laying around my desk for weeks, so last week I decided to do it and today I managed to edit it ;) Thanks for watching and be well over there in Spain!

[99SweetCheecks]

lmao! you are tooo much. blog tv was great had fun :)

[Marcusitoblog]

"Well I am not interested in yo insurance, pendejooo!" LMAO hahaha