"My Own Worst Enema"

NSFW! // A tale of a truly sh*tty date -- as performed at the RADAR Reading Series in San Francisco

The options available via "pull-down menu" on this site are really limited, so this time I opted for 'comedy' in the category dept.

So subjective, the entire process: is it educational because literature/a dramatic reading is involved? I mean: the event was funded by an Arts Council...but the term "reading" seems so stodgy; "education" is an 'easy op'. The question is: educating the public about WHAT?

Ad nauseum.

Hope this one doesn't induce nausea!

If you've recently had an unfortunate experience on a first--or any other, for that matter--date, consider this anecdote testament to the expression that "things could be worse."

Thing is: I've got quite a few more tales of dates from hell. Rather than sharing another one of my own, how about YOU GUYS dishing some? (via video clip or comment)

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Cut, color and extensions by the illustrious Irene Urias of Hairroin Salon.

FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE: An addiction I can recommend you 'picking up!'

(And.HOW)

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• clint catalyst
• spoken word
• degeneracy
• degeneracy a love letter
• bad dates
• dates from hell
• first dates
• dating
• public humiliation
• fail
• epic fail
• literature
• work-in-progress
• michelle tea
• RADAR reading series
• LGBT
• queer
• humor
• diarrhea
• poop
• courtship
• irene urias
• hairroin salon

[b3tt3rto3ndwithabang]

...keep 'em coming!

Really great stuff. :)

[Youngerova]

You are the best.

[psyclona23]

@mazhe12 agree!! ♥ ♡ ♥

[notroxing]

. . . idk what to say! other than thats funny and bad at the same time! haha

gots to love clint!

xoxo katiee<333333333

[Kalikste]

Oh wow, you're amazing. To have the courage to write and read that?

Loved it.

[mazhe12]

Amazing :)

Your hair looks so great!

[lauracanspell]

Too Funny!  Kudos on having the balls to post a story about pooing yourself.

[kristamush]

There are people who can jump out of moving vehicles, wrestle alligators, climb Mt. Everest, etc., but I doubt any of them would've had the stones to take a shite in public or to read such an embarassing story in front of a bunch of people. You have my respect, sir.

[SwimmingInShadows]

balls & brains...clint ily <3

[QuantumAnomaly]

When I read this title I thought it would be a parody of the song by... (Googles for a moment) "Lit"! Yes.

Oh well. This was a good story.

[Writer954]

Another creative one.