Pirate Credit Report Commercial Parody

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Another installment in the freecreditreport.com commercial parodies!

They say a man should always dress
With some dignity
So why am I dressed up like a whore
With such androgeny?
It's all because some asshole
Stole all my suits and ties
Now I'm on the street each evening
Selling what's between my thighs

Didn't go to freecreditreport.com
I could have been a banker
'stead of humping with your mom
She'll spank my ass
She'll whip me hard
And yeah, it really hurts
But late last night she couldn't pay
Better get your money first

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• free
• credit
• report
• .com
• commercial
• pirate
• parody
• funny
• benn
• poulos
• moberod
• acoustic
• cover
• spoof

[zeldafanatic2]

the beggining was funny but then it didnt make sense..... why would beeing a banker make his suits and ties not go away?

[moberod]

@zeldafanatic2 You're thinking about it too hard.

[diablo213LA]

dude

make one of

the bike one!

[Ajordan111]

HAHa thats hilarious!!!

[MrCn94]

funny as hell get your money first

[Cubsrule184]

haha thats fuckin great

[LadyMeilin]

nice lol

[Ehiguy102]

I dont get it

[MsCatapult]

lololololololololololololololo­l

[SergeCWazukie]

LOOL