What is Art?

What is art? Well, I spent 12 years in art school and amassed 4 MFA's and 2 PHD's so that I can tell you what art is. Art is defiant and raw, like an uncooked orange vegetable that gives you the farts while you digest it. You may not know what to think when you see a brilliant man being pelted with physio balls, but perhaps you should put down your Ipad and open your mind to the blatant metaphor unraveling before you.

What? Do you feel threatened? Does the imagery disturb you? Does thinking disturb you? Do you need every thought to be pre digested for you, or chewed up like a mother bird feeding a puree'd worm to its spawn?

It took me six months to paint the picture that you see. It was my masterpiece and the culmination of my 450,000 dollar investment in to my education in the arts. The woman who I painted rejected it, telling me that my painting was too blue, and she wouldnt give me the fifty dollar commission that we verbally agreed to. Now grant it this woman is my own Mother, but still she only co signed for 350,000 dollars of those loans.

So, overstimulated youtubers, I must get pelted with physioballs for you to have ANY appreciation of my work. Now that I have your attention, try to look in to the intellectual metaphors within my work. They are like the center of a Cadbury Easter Egg, gooey. sweet and at a deeper level than the banality that is chocolate. Unfortunately, I have to make a spectacle of myself in order for you to listen to me, but I will do it for my art.

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[DubaiGuy08]

This is too funny! And brilliant!