The $ub-Rhym€ ("Mark" It !) (HQ Version)

Do (k)not be(e)friend the trend
To spend what udders lend
And then pretend
~ Ewe-Ooo-Oooo ~
Did (k)not
LET you !
GET chew !
DEBT you...

...can't re-pay
In(n) any way -
Without delay ;
Or(e) leans on loans
From firms with terms
That consolidate
But can't console

Control from such a crutch
Is not worth much
To those who'd rather RUN
Their own affairs
With Bulls and Bears
Than borrow from To-morrow : Sorrow
And a duller dollar dolour
Edit Credit and learn to earn
"A penny for your thoughts,"
WON 5 and a pair of noughts

Arrange exchange
SAVE Yourself

And BANK the MONKEY !

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This is a film I put together for a competition run by a British financial web site requesting responses, of no more than a minute, to the topic : "What Would Your Money Say to You ?"

It references £500 (a "monkey", in slang) because that was the prize. There are logo-ed screens for "Pounds", "Shillings" and "Pence" on the gold PSP and special ghost .... um special GUEST (dis)appearances from James Watt, Sir John Houblon, The Leaning Tower of Pisa and a Sopwith CAMEL.

(Thread)NEEDLE(ss) to say, with 13 (unlucky for some) views, I was never in the running to further my funds on the twELFth of the tWEALTH...

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