#12a Women who pay for your stuff

http://www.dukefightmaster.com/

The SAG awards have nothing on the greatest talk show host of all time. The SAG's will unfortunately be overshadowed by the show because Duke Believes in two sidekicks, not just one like Carson thought. When coming to be in the live studio audience one cna only explain it as a quantum of Solace. a "Quantum of Solace" is the only way to describe how Duke overpowers Dr. Phil in his interviewing style. The weekend box office has nothing on the show that will easily fill the shoes of O'brien. Jimmy Fallen will not live up to the hype and Fallen will not generate the expectations while consistently defy's peoples expectations and takes them to a place higher than any other weekend box office possibly could. Another guest that should join Britney and jamie lynne is Rachael Ray. Rachael is an interview that would be perfect on the Laguna beach set. Jo-Wilfried Tsonga is another name that people want to interview. No one wants to see Dr. Phil or Oprah to inter view Jo-Wilfried Tsonga they want the Duke to do it. Duke was named after John Wayne in case you were wondering. People who will enjoy the greatest talk show the planet has to offer are people who watch star trek. If you are a star trek geek and you hang out at the star treck parking lot at the conventions to see spock and captain Kirk then you will love the show. The next generation is my personal favorite and I believe that captain pickard was a much stonger leader than william Shattner ever was. The lake bell will not be ringing for the host who bumped Jimmy Fallen off the short list of NBC execs desk to be the guy who fills obriens shoes. This is not a youtube partnership. Our sponsors are direct. Red Bull is currently sponsoring my right hand man ryan as they are trying on a new campaign that beats it'll give you wings. Smart water was the obvious sponsor for Lesley and Duke is currently being courted by the Nissan GT-R. The Nissan GT-R needs to get in line. Duke drives a dodge magnum with a hemi and is the only one man enough to represent Dodge. Celebrity Gossip is always fun unless you are the celebrity. That is why we need britney to stay away from alcohol and drugs and hang out with some fun rowdy talk show people. The one celebrity gossip that I do want to mention is Sophie Ward. Sophie ward should sit on my couch and spill the beans. The tropic of Cancer is a great book. Tim Bluhm is one guy that we would really like to perform. All motherhips fans should become show fans. Our crowd is die hard. Fans as devoted as howard stern. As pumped up as Jerry springers audience and as rowdy as Wally George. Michelle Williams is welcome to come sit in the live studio audience at any time. Thank you to Britney and Jamie Lynee Spears. I hope to see you soon. If Kfed needs a gig he is also welcome to perform on the show.
* A new study shows that girls are developing breasts at an
earlier age. The LA Times reports that girls are now hitting puberty
at
the age of 8. In a related story, R. Kelly says he has never been
better.
* Britney Spears reportedly locked herself in a bathroom and
refused to surrender her kids to authorities. Mental health
professionals are calling this a chemically induced anxiety
disorder...or as Britney calls it...Wednesday
Should Dr. phil decide to discuss the custody battle between Brittney and ex hubby Kfed or kevin Federline then he should make sure that spears is in a safe place. Jaime lynne spears is knocked up at an early age but like juno she is making a hard decision. To give up the baby.

Category:

Comedy

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• britney
• Spears
• Dr.
• Phil
• interview
• jamie
• lynne
• pregnant
• adoption
• to
• replace
• conan
• obrien
• kfed
• kids

[ART1975CZ]

WTF IS THIS SHIT ! 

[JayArgonaut]

The blonde @0:28 should have her own show :D

[mygaffer]

@cincyzx I'm sure your self produced talk show is much better.

[cochranexyz]

What is this? Some dude in a basement? His folks' basement?

[milowent]

@ART1975CZ the future.

[cincyzx]

By the way, this guy is... sub par. Not aweful but... not awesome.

[cincyzx]

LOL the guy in the background "YEAA YEAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[ReubenDRock]

Your wife looks pissed. And I can't blame her.

[Hypedupturtle]

Kinda weird. Why? And he goes on about leaving his job, and then says to his wife 'It's work - deal with it'