The Assassinated Presidents

The 4 Assassinated U.S. Presidents are back from the dead with a hardcore gansta' rap.

(Chorus:) The dead presidents is who we be, assassinated by suckas who be haters see.
They might have thought they won when we were 6 foot under ground, but we be legendary sucka you can never keep us down.

Lincoln: On April 14, in 1865 I was capped in the head and eventually I died. The trigga man was Booth a popular stage actor; he fired the one shot during the audiences laughter. I never regained consciousness and fell into a coma, one cap to the back of my head it was over. I might have been the first, but I'm certainly not the last, cause hatin on the president is like Gandhi to a fast.
Now coming up next, to the mic, to the stage, is my man James from the second industrial age

Garfield: The J.A.G. that's what I rock, but you can call me Garfield cause the bitches on my jock. I was only in the office for 6 months and same change, and the fool that shot me twice was clinically insane. Charles J Guiteau was the bitch name of that hack, he couldn't face me sucka so he capped me in the back. The instruments were dirty, their hands were never clean, blood poisoning they gave me, my doctors were obscene. Now my doctors might be filthy but this cat is just foul, he reigns from the Midwest state of Niles in Ohio.

McKinley: William McKinley Jr. sucka but you can call me Will; keep your girls away from me or their asses I will drill.
An anarchist named Leon was the chump that capped me twice, his Polish ass got beat so bad he almost lost his life. He would ultimately die by the means of electric chair, and my tenure was also known as the Progressive Era.
A lot fools they loved me and hurt is what they felt, but the homie that succeeded me was Teddy Roosevelt. Now the last of the crew that I'm here to introduce, is a dapper ass playa who leaves the ladies loose.

Kennedy: I need no introduction but Ill tell you anyway, some people call me Jack but I'm known as JFK.
A psycho ex-Marine, who had a first name that was Lee, was probably the sucka bitch that assassinated me.
Now his ass was also killed only two days after me, by Jack, to the front to the back Ruby. I was only in the office for just a little while, I did a lot of ladies and had a bastard child. I might have had my flaws but Jackie had my back cause I'm a Kennedy you sucka all you other chumps is whack.

(Chorus:) The dead presidents is who we be, assassinated by suckas who be haters see. They might have thought they won when were 6 foot under ground, but we be legendary sucka you can never keep us down.

Lincoln: Ive got a monument, the parks, the five, the penny
McKinley: And tell me you haven't heard of the mountain Mt. McKinley
Kennedy: Ask about Monroe, you know I was taping that
Garfield: And I was inspiration for a lasagna loving cat.

Garfield: What? I was. Jim Davis named Garfield after me.

McKinley: You stupid, fool.

Lincoln: Yeah, that shit be whack yo.

Kennedy: Peace

Garfield: Oh, c'mon what? SORRY I don't have any cool monuments, what? I was only in office for like 6 months, guys? Guys?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Presidents
• The Assassinated Presidents
• Presidential Assassination
• Assassination
• Lincoln
• McKinley
• Garfield
• JFK
• Kennedy
• Gandhi
• Odie
• Gangsta Rap
• Lee Harvey Oswald
• Jack Ruby
• John Wilkes Booth

[flyinsquirrel48]

I like it!

[gklandgr]

McKinley will eff you up.

[midwesthypevideo]

Good stuff. Keep on rapping!!

[Jaymomma]

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