Lancashire Hotpots - Firewall

LYRICS

Oh eye
I know broadbands cheap
but you're cheaper
Listen to this

You were up all night on t'internet
downloading naughty films
but theres one vital thing you didn't do
A momentary lapse in concentrations left a gap
now your whole hard drive is up the wall

Oh a trojan horse has entered
A worm is in C drive
I told you all about McAfee
It hasn't taken long
and now I've written you this song
before you wit' download is what for dee?

Get thee sen a firewall
Ger thee sen internet security
Get thee sen a firewall
Download one for free

Now theres so many x-rated pop-ups
You can hardly bloomin' think
With every X click you get five more
Your desktop needs a tidy
It'll take till a week next Friday
And wifes here now she wants to talk on Skype

So you tried delete your history
And get rid of all cookies
Calm down your getting sweaty
Whats the rush?
You've left it all too late
Your shared folder was an open gate
Gone and got yourself a big virus
I told ya

Should have had a firewall
Should have had internet security
Should have had a firewall

Category:

Music

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• hotpots
• firewall
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• oh
• no
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• turned
• emo

[JR2K8]

You were up all night on t'internet

downloading naughty films

classic line haha

[hawkwreak]

I listened to this song n got a firewall ... guess why... lol the worm was in c drive my hard drives up the wall so im gettin a new pc lol my sister is havin the shithouse that im using to text this this comment

[PUDGERIFIC]

@blairoutproject they were only allegations it doesn't say anywhere that it was true.

[blairoutproject]

Now go and fiddle with your kids and don't call me a liar--- prick

[blairoutproject]

@PUDGERIFIC THE drummer of the Lancashire Hotpots who was found dead at his home was under police investigation for alleged internet-related child sex offences.

Tom McGrath, 38, known as Willie Eckerslike in the four-strong St Helens-based comedy folk band, was discovered hanged at his home in Nutgrove.

He was on police bail after being arrested on suspicion of inciting children to commit sexual activities.



[PUDGERIFIC]

@blairoutproject where does it say that because i looked on St Helens star and it says nothing about him committing suicide or being a pedophile. Probably because your lying

[MadProgresser]

@blairoutproject where did u hear that?

[ratballbag]

@blairoutproject true that, check the link bit. ly/hiRlbr

[MadProgresser]

i love these tunes but why do people keep typing the lyrics on the comments we all know what the bloody lyrics are XD

[blairoutproject]

'You were up all night on t'internet

downloading naughty films'... looking at kidie porn more like. The drummer has just hung himself after being released on bail by police following the seizure of his computer. See St Helens Star newspaper for details.

[jjintheuk]

Haha awesome