He Ate All the Triscuts, Yeah!

A song about Triscuts and eating them, based on the Sonseed song, "Jesus Is My Friend." The lyrics:

He ate all the Triscuts, yeah!
Triscuts are so good.
He ate all the Triscuts, yeah!
I ate a box of Triscuts. (x2)

I went into the kitchen
to find myself a treat.
I chose a box of Triscuts,
their flavor can't be beat.
Box in hand I squeeze
into my tiny little chair.
I sure love those magic
wheaty squares.

He ate all the Triscuts, yeah!
Triscuts are so good.
He ate all the Triscuts, yeah!
I ate a box of Triscuts. (x2)

Triscuts make me think
of all the goodness that can be.
They build a better you
and an even better me.
Triscuts are delicious.
I would not tell a lie.
Take them from me
and I'll surely cry.

He ate all the Triscuts, yeah!
Triscuts are so good.
He ate all the Triscuts, yeah!
I ate a box of Triscuts. (x2)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• sonseed
• triscut
• triscuts
• song
• music
• video
• parody
• jesus
• is
• my
• friend
• good
• strange

[lostepiphany79]

lmao - beautiful! Just beautiful!

[thechoochyone]

This is almost as fantastic as the real version!

[jessicaemilyholden]

ahaha, nakupenda <3 xx

[electronicoffee]

So many cute dorks ;d hehe

[Ponsford007]

Triscuits!! Hahaha!! XD

[Distractinator]

Very good. Fantastic.

[cheach]

clever parody.

[bamboleo]

we cannot stop singing this. please help. we sing it in the nighttimes and the daytimes. I see that grinning nodding bandana man at the most inconvenient times singing and smiling inside my brain and he won't leave. He's in there getting triscut crumbs on my synapses.

[dannyboy236]

looks like the bassist is checking the cameraman out

[Ahdade244]

Ker(fuck)ushneckin(fuck)inblob­innoblhni(fuck)inshnokloovnas!­!!!!11

[Ahdade244]

This vidio fucking sucks noobs!!!!!! >=(