"The Vic & Helen Show" : You-Tube Babylon

Felicity Huffman, Wanda Sykes, Julian Bond & Ricki Lake make bold proclamations. Let us gaily honor these prideful celebrities! Bill O'Reilly, Rosie O'Donnell, Quentin Crisp, Barbara Walters, Joy Behar, Tyra Banks, Melisa Etheridge, Ellen Degenerate, Meredith Baxter, Whoopi Goldberg & Oprah Winfrey prove that homosexuality is a requisite for celebrity.

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Comedy

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• Rosie O'Donnell
• Barbara Walters
• Joy Behar
• Ricki Lake
• Melisa Etheridge
• Ellen Degenerate
• Meredith Baxter Oprah Winfrey
• Quentin
• Crisp
• Tyra
• Banks
• Whoopi
• Goldberg

[procommenter]

As long as there are lesbians there'll be a need to tunnel beneath the great bodies of water & thru the solid-rock strata that separates cities. Rather than conquering lesbians we should be encouraging, nay CELEBRATING, their freaky natures. Though they're incapable of impregnating 1 another, they're able to impregnate the public's fascination w/caverns, crevasses & pit barbecuing. Lesbians, the good ones, aren't afraid to use complicated hand-gestures as do our distant dago mobster cousins.

[procommenter]

Paul McCartney is the Faye Wong of the Western World!!!

[AffirmedConclusion]

End the misery—incarcerate a Darwinist! Death to elitism, phony environmentalism, fiat currency & eugenics! Puerto Ricans make the worst Mexicans. To rescue a deranged brother who's considering perversity as a middle-age folly, convince him to adopt the lesbianism type of homosexuality. Barbarian Barbara Walters is afflicted with hemorrhoids. Let us erect a statue of Obama made of sugared black Russian rye bread to encourage its ravishment by birds, squirrels & ants.

[procommenter]

Atheism is the religion of eugenics. Atheism's tenets demand depopulation, dehumanization, debauchery, demonology; the demise of personhood and the establishment of a planetary Super State whereat free-will & self-sovereignty are inconceivable. Atheism is the death-knell to traditional Western Civilization, the work ethic, free-market-demand economies, real money, private land & gun ownership. Atheism's dogma demands obedience, supplication & slavery.

[TheVicAndHelenShow]

U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan even refers to the U.N. as being the ultimate power in the world, with U.S. troops functioning as U.N. peace-keepers. -- "Michael New: Mercenary or American Soldier?" by Daniel New & Cliff Kincaid (1998)

[procommenter]

Christopher Hitchens promotes the Bush/ Obama/Kissinger/Rockefeller model of Anglo-American Empire under the banner of N.W.O. He heartily endorsed the blockade of Iraq that precipitated the deaths of 500,000 children. Three million Iraqis are dead as a result. Is this just a war for pelf or is it one of genocide with 3 million dead, many millions crippled out of a pop. of 25 million? For a handle on the military-industrial complex read and watch Chalmers Johnson.

[KenyanObama]

Death comes unconscious, it streams through Ulan Bator, picks at Calcutta, prods New Hebrides...I'll never check my bags with anybody, nor subject myself to search other than intra-rectal, it's a service the fancy airports provide but you must insist on it. No polyp will sneak by federal inspectors and why should it in this age of surgical steel & gloves?

[YTubeArraignment]

Homosexual "marriages" amongst siblings cannot produce children, therefore there's no risk of inbreeding and subsequent retardation. Homosexual "marriage" would be far more inclusive than the legitimate marriages between unrelated men & women.

[KenyanObama]

Baby-killing is the lynch pin upon which our grand ol' Republic hinges. Let's not interrupt the New World Order as soon we'll be able to visit Mexico without leaving Florida. Once I return from Wal-Mart things'll be altogether Sears-like. The primary source of pigs is bacon. The city of pigs is Chicago whereat Oprah & Gayle debauch.

[AffirmedConclusion]

The strong attack the weak: the unborn and the infirmed. It's the way of elitists, of eugenicists, of Darwinists, of Luciferians, of central bankers.

[YTubeArraignment]

Have you absolutely NO gay-pride left?

[TheVicAndHelenShow]

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[AffirmedConclusion]

I've done all that I can for you. I appreciate your concern for my mental well-being, of course. So far, so good. I've committed no murders. I retain my hair, teeth, digits and danglers. Your destiny remains in your hands.

[TheWorldFarOff]

No song performed by the wonderful Miss Teresa Teng has ever caused me to reflect upon the many films of the long-dead Ethyl Barrymore.

[AffirmedConclusion]

There's no reaching some people. I've done all that I can for my people. Until they expand their vocabulary, beyond that of a Cuban trull, many simple things will baffle them.

[KenyanObama]

Janet C. Jackson reminds me of a carp. The C stands for Carp.