Star Wars - Han Shot First!

This is how it really happened. George Lucas' CGI bastardization makes me want to puke!

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Star
• Wars
• New
• Hope
• Episode
• IV
• Han
• Solo
• Greedo
• Shot
• Shoots
• First
• George
• Lucas

[funkleman]

the original version is funnier and makes solo look a little more badass.

[RevengeOfTheKaizer]

In this version, Greedo dies with a little dignity.

[MrFatalSilence]

@dave4248 I believe his balls were absorbed by his neck.

[zcal0221]

The whole debate should just be called, "Han shot." We all know, including Georgie the Hutt, that Greedo didn't shoot at all.

[DrLeroyGreen]

No mark in the wall. Greedo never got a shot off.

[39Chevy]

@RevengeOfTheKaizer

No lie....the new version makes him out to be so incompetent he can't hit a man at 3 feet...even I can do that, and I'm a horrible shot with a pistol.

[MeasHanSolo]

At 5 years of age, this scene made my junk grow an inch. PERFECT !

[dave4248]

why did Lucas change it? Han doesn't look any worse in the original. Once a person points a gun at you, moral ethics allows you or any friend of your's witnessing it, to shoot that person dead. No one has to wait for the trigger to be pulled. Hey Lucas, where's you put your balls? Put them back on will ya?

[GHvoiceover]

Please send this to George, who's giving interviews to everyone claiming it was all fanwankery that Han shot first.

[MaxiMaxiMva]

@CollapseGenTV Yay :D Winning