I Ain't Gay * Billybob and the Rock-afire Explosion

This is the first original song by the Rock-afire since 1984 and, possibly, the start of our second album. You can buy this single and support the Rock-afire at http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/therockafireexplosion

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• rock-afire
• explosion
• showbiz
• pizza
• place
• creative
• engineering
• aaron
• fechter
• billybob
• animatronics

[fanprograms]

Hey all..We're not in Kansas anymore. (That's where the home office for Showbiz Pizza Place was by coincidence). I am now playing to an audience of mostly adults who were children in the 80's. There will be a variety of shows for different age groups just as any rock group might have. Yes, I have a plan, and I have blocked Andy so he can't piss on my parade as easily as I have allowed up to now.

[fanprograms]

@fanprograms - This song is a celebration of innocence, and acceptance of sexual orientations. All Billybob asks in this song is that he be accepted for who he is and that he anxiously hopes for the day his heart may be fulfilled with the love of a sweet girl as he imagines serving her breakfast in bed, and other lovely shows of affection. (if she's sweet, which is kind of a suggestion to anyone who wants their lover to be sweet to them), Billybob is growing up. more to come.

[bssalazar]

Poor choice I must say. This now makes me think that the man that wrote this is homosexual. It's not a bad thing I myself am gay. But this subject should stay out of children's entertainment. If this song would have been played at Showbiz 25 years ago, my parents never would have brought me back.

[fanprograms]

@bssalazar I guess your parents brought you back after Earl sang "I want a new drug", and Beach Bear and Duke decided to team up on Fatz' little sister and "Give it to her". Let's see, there was "Sexy Sadie", "She came in Through the Bathroom Window" and "Mean Mr. Mustard" cocaine references. The list goes on and on. We were never Captain Kangaroo. But, hey! You turned out alright, so our freedom of expression didn't hurt you then and I doubt it will hurt anyone now.

[surfingthechaos]

Anyone who is offended by this needs to climb back into their plastic bubble with John Travolta. Good job Aaron.

[ultragor]

@andrewmarcus91 All right, KNOCK IT OFF! NOW!! Until you prove to everyone you are pure and chaste down to the core of your soul, quit being a misbegotten hypocrite and lash out at Aaron for being too "unclean" for younger viewers. Toddlers are not the only members of the RAE audience, and even if they were, most parents out there are already exposing them to "nasty" influence on TV, internet, and music. Take your so-called "investments" and take a hike!

[JohnathanPozzi]

@bssalazar lol this isn't supposed to be for kids. I think the new venue is for adults and even serves alcohol. They're just using the same characters.

[JohnathanPozzi]

So is the rock of fire explosion for adults now?

[DexRok]

I take no stance on anything moral or otherwise.

I am here only to say how much this song sucks.

It sucks alot.

I mean like a WHOLE lot.

[darklion789]

this is supposed to be for kids...

[bigclivedotcom]

@fanprograms Ah, the creative art of concealing naughty references in songs and props. I didn't realise you'd popped all those whimsical drug and sex references into your past songs. It's like pantomime, it operates on two levels. Innocent humour for the kids and naughty bits for their parents. I'll have to admit that this song made me squirm the first time I heard it, since I'm a "bear" and didn't come to grips with my sexuality until my late 30's. It sums up the charade I lived.

[Clumsynutcase]

So what are the chances of ever hearing the real Fats singing with the rockafire band again? or any of the other original members...

[phrogxix]

Bought it on Amazon, Aaron. Big fan, keep up the excellent work.

[Doozystudios]

I could watch this all day :)

[MrZeroTerrorRide]

@KingBellyButton as i lol i can imagine it. agreed! it must be done!!!

[KingBellyButton]

You NEED to do Bohmien Rapsody