[Jay Hanson] - The GTFO Rap

Apparently I'm really well known for all my ways of saying "It's time to go". One of my favorites is let's make like Ninja Turtles and get the shell out of here! This is a collection of the best of the best, in rap form! I came up with most of them myself, though I can't take credit for "goodbye". Later, Skater.


Lets make like babies and head out
Make like futons get the bed out
Take off like socks getting feet out
Lets make like lesbians and eat out (Wait)

Hostile Gangsters always piece out
Let's make like hippies and say peace out
Lets make like autobots and roll out
Just like a cummer taking his pole out

Lets make like Scouts and break trail
Lets make like a train and hit rails
Like Scofield lets break out of this jail
Like a hostage victim but let's not fail.... (Cause they wanna get out...)

Lets make like planes and jet
Lets make like jets and take off
Like uncles and perverts let's get off
Or King Louis Sixteen we'll head off


Like a hurrying rooster lets cock out
Take ten paces back now let's glock out
Like long driving haulers lets truck off
Like competing pornstars let's fuck off

Like eggs or jokes let's get cracking
Let's make like squid and get Kraken
Make like a ship about to set sail
Remember when Jonah got out of that whale

Lets make like trees and leaf
Let's make like air post queef
make like Queen I wanna break free
Let's escape from this bladder like a cup full of pee

Lets make like Kenyans get running
Make like mafia get gunning
Like British cereal say Cheerio
Seriously we've got to go

Like Hitler and Ava lets pop those pills
Who's leaving first, don't worry we will
Lets make like Jesus the day he died
Make a slow exit get crucified

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Josh
• Jay
• Hanson
• Rap
• Wordplay
• Lyricism
• Funny
• Offensive
• GTFO
• Get
• The
• Fuck
• Out

[gregory1411]

Wow dude, the Jesus one, might have been a bit too much, but still I was amused :)

[MrBluestreakX]

@gregory1411 I'm a habitual line-stepper, but I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[BackOfTheBusKidz]

clever.....

[SirPercivil]

Hahaha! That jesus line cracked me up, well done!

[patlijo]

Wow.

Just.....wow.