Battle of Britain: Simon loses control of bowels in old girl & finds himself in a sticky wicket

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Uploaded by on Apr 23, 2009

Where the hell are you Simon!?

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  • why the hell has this got a title of simon shit's him self that is soo horrbile 2 put a title like that

  • If you come up with a better title I am more than happy to put it in. I'm afraid my English has been bastardised by vulgar American dialect and cannot therefore assuage my language for you poms. However, I will make a concerted effort to get back reading some more Shakespeare or Graham Greene novels in order to appease the pommy youtube community and her royal highness your majesty the 37th etc. etc.

  • @yamum51 how about this old boy, simon looses control of bowls while in the old girl and finds himself in a bit of a sticky wicket. translation= simon shits himself.

  • @datzfast It won't let me use it - it says it is too long. I am still open to suggestions.

  • @yamum51 ...Shakespeare was French wasn't he ?

  • @matrix49A Don't bloody get me started on the frogs

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  • Beware of the Hun in the Sun - remember that when you're on holiday in Majorca!

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  • You could try:

    Simon browned his duffies,

    Simon filled his britches,

    Simon's done a wee jobbie in his trouser or

    Simon "I just shit myself!"

    We should send this to Letterman and make a top 10.

  • @yamum51 Simon gets a bit of a fright? Simon drops a clanger? Simon in bother? Simon goes for a Burton? Simon cops a packet?

  • @yamum51 what about poor simon only had nine hours flying spitfires not enough like other teenagers in the battle of britain

  • @yamum51 how about 'Simon needs a clean pair of trousers'?

  • @RattytheSecond he had over a month though to train you see him at the start of the movie in july and he lived till eagle day which is about a month so he must have known how to fly by then.

  • how about... Simon Remebers He Didnt Have Any Underwear On...

  • The uploader comments section had me rolling on the floor laughing

  • Simon just got killed like a lot of very inexperienced pilots did. Flying fighters with just a few hours conversion training equals a lot of dead new pilots. Have some respect!

  • @matrix49A No.

  • DON'T JUST STAND THERE,GET 1 UP!

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