Funny Baptism (must watch)
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That boy is crazy. Sit down and get the bible and turn to St. Matthew or St. John
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Stay Saved Bro! lol
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Haahahahah. HILARIOUS.
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First Thing My Little Cousin Said When He Came Out The Water Was Fuck Shit
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@CarolineWesterlund / In the New Testament God/Jesus tells us we must be born again to enter the Kingdom of God (John 3). And the way He tells us to do that is to be baptized to symbolize becoming a brand new creature in Christ when we emerge from the water. If we are sincere in accepting Jesus as our Lord and Savior, we are immediately indwelled by the the very Spirit of God, the Holy Spirit. You are then saved forever.
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@misterclownface voodoo? i was in to wich craft and voodoo and all bu7t then i found the real truth "JESUS CHRIST" that with him i can live eturnaly and not burn in hell for eturnaly
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This is no joke. About 22 years or so ago, a girl had asked my Dad to baptize her. The girl told some of us kids that when she gets baptized she is going to take off swimming. We thought she was kidding. Sure enough after church we all go to the creek for the baptism of this girl. Dad is all serious (which baptism should be taken serious) and baptizes this girl and sure enough, she gets out of Dad's reach and took off swimming. Dad thought he'd dropped her but no, she was SWIMMING!
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wait wat religion uses pools?
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You know what is also important? Voodoo rituals on the 13th of May when the moon is full. You can't get rebirthed or regenerated without it.
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@misterclownface if you truely believe that then that means that you are saying that the bible is ''out dated". Baptisms are very important and are represented as a way to be rebirthed
why would a pool give you a new birth? that's stupid. really.
CarolineWesterlund 3 months ago
@CarolineWesterlund Read the bible
PingPongNinja123 3 months ago 10
Too Funny! Congrats on your baptism ;-)
myawmw 4 months ago
@myawmw thanks
PingPongNinja123 4 months ago
Well, I think God has good humour, but you made something hilarious out of a thing that is to be taken seriously...
miggydscho 6 months ago
I asked my pastor if i could do it first. He and my family knew i was going to do it. So if he didnt have a big deal about it i thought it was fine. A way to make everyones day a little more better
PingPongNinja123 6 months ago 14