Johny Cashewnut: Sex-Files / God's Cock

Two people asked for it, so here it is.

I hope no one thinks this is poking fun at America. I just find it easier to play this character with a (shit) American accent. You're not allowed to be angry and British.

"News Sting" from incompetech.com

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• cashewnut
• god
• jesus
• penis
• sculpture

[jabazzy]

The World IS nuts and I love it. I love Jesus's cock too. Yes I just said that and now I'm going to burn in hell.

[BaubleRob]

Heaven is going to be full of arseholes anyway.

[KateReadsBooks]

I want to check the secret late show.

[BaubleRob]

Dare I? JFK is American royalty. I would be stoned to death.

[omnidoug]

You did something awesome, and then someone asked you to do more awesome, and you did more awesome?? Dangerous precedent, man. I wish you well on numbers 3 through 1000. :)

5 stars, of the motherfucking neutron variety

[BaubleRob]

I court love and hate in equal measure.

[LinzerBiscuit]

genius.

[tavin15]

I think the world is exspecially there nut's where you are :)

[TheRedHeadDuo]

One word.

Legend.

[dipsetmuthafucka]

Within three years they'll have cars that can get up to 75km, but yeah, that is the main problem right now. I'm just stoked on them, and who knows about older models? That's the PAST, motherfather.

[BaubleRob]

Ok, so 11 hours of research later... Shame they can only go slowly. If they could go faster it wouldn't be an issue, as far as I understand it. Couldn't the electric cars from 10-15 years ago go pretty fast?