Tiger Woods: Elin Files for Divorce

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He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
He's had many transgressions
But he's not confessin'
To what we should hear
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year

He's the hor-horniest golfer of all
Saying, babe, take your presence
Off of your phone message
In case my wife calls
He's the hor-horniest golfer of all

Well, there's Jaimee, the waitress
Kalika in Vegas
And Rachel, but she says, not true
If I were his missus
And I was real pissed
I would total my Cadillac, too

He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
And upholding his fame
Is the name of the game
When a hoochie is near
He's the most unfaithful guy of the year

Real soon, Elin will dump him
Then, her lawyers will trump him
Like Furyk did in Chicago
There'll be gossipy stories
Regarding some whore he
Stuck his five-iron in, long, long ago

He's the most unfaithful guy of the year
Bottom dollar, I'm bettin'
That Tiger is frettin'
About his career
He's the most unfaithful guy... Yes, the most unfaithful guy...
Oh, the most unfaithful guy... of the year!

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[DavidOwenWard]

@StrikeEagel007 Well, in truth you come from the monkey boy!! And I can prove it. Ever watch the X games? You like to flip around, jump from airplanes...ect. The monkey is the whitemans best friend along with the dog. Don't tell me about your ancecstors being in Europe, you had slaves there too!! Did you know your history being in the caves, eating bark and having sex with dogs? Crawling on all fours...caveman. Keep running your mouth and I'll expose your stinking ass more.

[DavidOwenWard]

@StrikeEagel007 Well, in truth you come from the monkey boy!! And I can prove it. Ever watch the X games? You like to flip around, jump from airplanes...ect. The monkey is the whitemans best friend along with the dog. Don't tell me about your ancecstors being in Europe, you had slaves there too!! Did you know your history being in the caves , eating bark and having sex with dogs? Crawling on all fours...caveman. Keep running your mouth and I'll expose your stinking ass more.

[chinggop]

ok I see it now, Thanks for point it out. Elin was sent by those in power at the racist PGA to destroy Tiger. No more golf. I should go back to NBA to avoid these racist and divorce issues.

[DavidOwenWard]

@chinggop No! It's not about looks ass! It's about breaking him down, so he won't be a role model to whites. Those in power have been looking to destroy Tiger since he started beating the hell out of the racist PGA!! Now, respond to me so I can show you your steps in history, and then you'll open your damn eyes to what blacks have gone through in this country.

[DavidOwenWard]

@StrikeEagel007 First of prick, you delt the race card when you brought our people to America, and killed the Indians. So, your deck is full of race cards!! America was built on racism. Ask the Indians should they stop playing the race card. Those in power have been looking to destroy Tiger since he started beating the hell out of the racist PGA!! Now, respond to me so I can show you your steps in history, and then you'll open your damn eyes to what blacks have gone through in this country.

[chinggop]

This divorce is long overdue, Tiger aint good looking enough for keeps but He's the no.1 golfer and a millionaire, he wont even get a date with her if he's just an ordinary guy, but He's Tiger with a mega-bank account. as expected she would not stand for his man. its the money talk after all, all about money He should have married an asian gal coz they stand till the end like tigers Mom to his Dad.

[crashroader]

Seems to me that they should change the saying to once you go black you may decide to come back LOL.

[arturonazareno]

PRAY for Tiger Wood n family

[thefamilystuff]

There's holes in his apology speech...Yes Elin did hit him (cover that up) Yes he did do drugs with Prostitutes(cover that up) Yes he did use poly max extremes on the golf course (cover that up)...He's only sorry he got caught!! And yes its all of our business because he's public domain , We buy his endorsed products which includes 15 prostitutes with my gatoraid, nike gear, ETC.. it is our business all except Elin who knows nothing about this idiot.

[4fulsealteam]

I can take a joke! This is funny! Wanna see another great one on youtube?? It's also about the Tiger called B.A.S.T.A.R.D. Just tell ur peeps to type in tigerwoodsbastard and dance and rock on!!!!Thanx for the laugh!!!!