Jürgen von der Lippe - Guten Morgen, Liebe Sorgen

Ein geniales Lied von Jürgen v.d. Lippe :)

Category:

Comedy

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• Jürgen
• von
• der
• Lippe
• Guten
• Morgen
• Liebe
• Sorgen

[19Dobby89]

Die Pornosamlung auch!

NNNNnnneeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiinnn­nnnnnnn

[TheGimlon]

ein echt gelungenes und wahres lied...

[AlexandraB1956]

I have a few, get in the car and put my foot down -

chasing ducks is twice as funny when you're sloshed.

Why has the car in front of me slammed on his brakes - I am just wondering -

when suddenly it goes dark.

I wake up, in front of my bed stands an old man and says:

'You've had an accident.' and gives me a daft grin.

I ask him: 'Why do I still have the steering wheel in my hands?'

He says: 'Oh no, within angels' circles it's called a harp!'

*Go-od morning ...*

[AlexandraB1956]

Today the shower remains cold, the water pipe has had it.

We're slipping on the tiles and batter our rump.

To crown it all, the coffee somehow tastes of sweat.

The paper has been nicked ... who cares, they only write rot anyway.

A note on the table? For me? Aha, my wife is gone, with the car, the dog - and she calls that love! And my porn collection she took as well - oh well, opportunity engenders thieves. *Go-od morning... *

[AlexandraB1956]

@zacksairsoftattack *Go-od morning, beloved worries, are you here already, too, did you sleep as well as I did? Well, in that case it's OK.* We swing our left leg niftily out of bed, the bedside carpet gets us going straigt to the toilet. And as we are already there, we might as well remain, Nggghh ... finished, where the heck is the toilet paper? *Go-od morning ... * When a day starts off so marvellously, everything is possible.

[MegaFleurke]

ich liebe es !!!

[JustBlizzard98]

Ja das lied ist einfach toll und au ein supper ''wachwerden Lied'' in unserem SommerLager kam das lied immer am morgen jeder liebt diese Lied einach ein riese kompliment supper immer so weiter.

[maxbauer21081997]

geil aber echt



[Joshy27Ger]

@Totz666666 Bedank dich bei der GEMA ... die leben halt noch im Mittelalter

[upwersu]

haha ich hab heute super geschlafen danke jürgen ^^

[Fireflymunich]

@19Dobby89 DOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHH­HHHHHHH

[KotaausBRB]

"Gelegenheit mach Diebe" "Ich sag', wieso hab ich eigentlich

noch das Steuer in der Hand?

Er sagt hm hm, das wird

in Engelskreisen Harfe genannt.