Please Be Healthy

This is a video trying to teach kids to be healthy.
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Guy with Pizza:
http://www.youtube.com/hemijeep19
Rob with Fries:
http://www.youtube.com/mikeandtoneRP

Today I'm going to be preach you my life story
Been eating healthy since I was a new born baby
Some say it's uncanny that I will always be skinny
Well let me tell you now this body did not come free
See it's my duty to make sure the world learns how to eat right
So I search all the land so I can show people the light
Like this young man here with pizza he's really enjoying that piece
But see he's just filling his system with a gallon of grease

(So I said)

"Listen you f******* pig you f******* make me sick"
"I know your god d*** momma has taught you better than this"
"You're a disgrace, you're disgusting, you need to be on Weight Watchers"
"Now go do something with your f****** life and don't ever forget what I taught you"

So another day I was coming out of the subway
(No, the other Subway)
Honey oat, light mayo and chicken teriyaki
It's Jared's fave, but Jared ain't me
For the last time, I'm my own person!
Now don't let me say it again

So I just walked around the corner and I get a suprise
I even take a step back to make sure this is real life
This gentleman's shoving fries down his mouth in excessive quantities
So I kindly voiced my concerns, after all this is for a good cause

(So I said)

"What do you think you're doing, you ignoramus piece of sh**?"
"Eat too many more of those and you will hit the bucket"
"Go jump off a cliff, save yourself some time you f****** slob"
"Try actually doing something with your life, like go out and get a f******* job!"

Go get a job
Go get a job
You are a slob
Plus you're name is Rob

Seriously, who names their son Rob anyway?
That's why you'e a slob
Why don't you go out and change your name to Bob or something?

Special Thanks:
Avi Bitterman
Nikhil Misra
(They threw applies and bananas on top of me for a clip. Sadly, that didn't make it to the final cut of the video, haha)

Category:

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Tags:

• please
• be
• healthy
• jared
• subway
• eat
• fresh
• diet
• weight
• loss
• entertainment
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[TheRainSnake]

u shouldnt get angry so much, its unhealthy hahahahaha

[backbypoupulardemand]

damn hes making a joke dumbass calm doen

[SuperDilatedpupils]

good idea, poorly executed...

[KingMidasTheGreat]

alex i love your videos, but i want to make fun of you in this one :P you know the guy with the pizza you tottaly beat up well... pizza aint unhealty its just bread with tomato sauce and some meat and some groceries and some cheese so technically is pizza not unhealty :P

[aerisflare12]

this is so funny

[tuclvr4u3]

@TheYoshi3355 hey is this travis????

[Jlewi158]

For the 130 people who disliked this video, must like eating LOTS of food ;D

[TheYoshi3355]

0:59 banana wins :D

[TheYoshi3355]

0:59 banana wins :D

[TheYoshi3355]

haha im in 5th grade and i go visit kindergartens i should teach them this xD

[chobitfan48]

see people with red hair have angry issusess.....lol XD

[pinkypeanutpie]

IM LOVIN IT but MCDONALDS is unhealthy