IT WASN'T CLEAN!!!

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"It Wasn't Clean" is a parody of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" with a skateboarding theme.
Download the song here: http://www.skaterama.com/forum/showthread.php/33-It-Wasn-t-Clean-by-KingRaisin

The LYRICS are the following:

Mauricio: "Hey, man..."
raisinman: "What's up, Mauricio?"
Mauricio: "raaaisinman..."
raisinman: "What happened???"
Mauricio: "I sent out my sponsor-me tape, you know?"
raisinman: "You sent out that garbarge?! To WHO?"
Mauricio: "Everyone, man- and they never hit me up!"
raisinman: "Of COURSE NOT! You SUCK! You know what you gotta do, right?"
Mauricio: "Aaaallllriiiiiiight!

Doin' my thang tryin' ta be a pro skater, there's nothin' that I want more...
But no matter how much I practice, all I do is hit the floor!
How can I reach my stardom if I can't even land a 3?
I want Koston to get on his knees and bow to his majesty!"

raisinman: "You want to ride for Chocolate, but you're not even vanilla!
You want to ride on Thunder, but you roll like caterpilla!
You want to grind the El Torro rail, but still the
Curb outside your house took you down and almost killed ya!
To be a skateboarder gotta learn how to skate;
Start with the ollie, then move to the tre.
You can't learn all of this in just one day-
And in your case, you better practice AND pray!"

Mauricio: "I tried to do a backside kickflip..." IT WASN'T CLEAN!
"But I couldn't even stick it..." IT WASN'T CLEAN!
"Landed in primo and ate s***...
Maybe I should have tried it fakie!
I tried ollie-ing a boulder..." IT WASN'T CLEAN!
"But it made me fall over..." IT WASN'T CLEAN!
"I took a spill like chowder..." IT WASN'T CLEAN!
"It was fouler than my odor!

Doin' my thang tryin' ta be a pro skater, there's nothin' that I want more...
But no matter how much I practice, all I do is hit the floor!
I had tried the Macba Four and the Hollywood High Sixteen,
Almost died on both of them, I'm tellin' you it wasn't clean!"

raisinman: "You want to have a Bangin' on the Berrics!
You want Steve Berra to think that you are sick!
You want to do a kick flip smith for The Smiths-
But you're still early on in your conquest!
Focus on your skating, stop dressing like the Fonz!
Study gods, like Gonz, and their video parts!
You don't want a ticket, so look out for the cops!
And when the pigs come then you gotta skate fast!"


Mauricio: "I tried to do a backside kickflip..." IT WASN'T CLEAN!
"But I couldn't even stick it..." IT WASN'T CLEAN!
"Landed in primo and ate s***...
Maybe I should have tried it fakie!
I tried ollie-ing a boulder..." IT WASN'T CLEAN!
"But it made me fall over..." IT WASN'T CLEAN!
"I took a spill like chowder..." IT WASN'T CLEAN!
"It was fouler than my odor!

Doin' my thang tryin' ta be a pro skater, there's nothin' that I want more...
But no matter how much I practice, all I do is hit the floor!
How can I reach my stardom if I can't even land a 3?
I want Koston to get on his knees and bow to his majesty!

You can go tell Andrew Reynolds that he's still The Boss...
I've been tryin' to go pro, but I just don't got the balls...
You can go tell Andrew Reynolds that he's still The Boss...
We can try to stick our Dixon, but we ain't no Antwuans!
(That's why I quit!)

Doin' my thang tryin' ta be a pro skater, there's nothin' that I want more...
But no matter how much I practice, all I do is hit the floor!
I had tried the Macba Four and the Hollywood High Sixteen,
Almost died on both of them, I'm tellin' you it wasn't clean!"

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[evanskick22]

yo with the medium length hair, im glad you can actually skate unlike in the shit skaters say video haha

[kingraisin]

@evanskick22 haha! yeah, you're right- it was totally the long hair, not the shoes! no wonder i couldn't land anything... hahaha

[kingnocomply]

i watch this at least 4 times a week lmao

[kingraisin]

@kingnocomply haha- i'm stoked that you like it so much- thanks for letting me know!

[thebigbeesknees1]

dayum Andrew Reynolds can dance!

[kingraisin]

@thebigbeesknees1 he dances like a BOSS! hahaha!

[BdogGiggity]

transworld skateboarding brought me here i had to hear this song again

[russellskates]

Caterpillar. :3

[jakelawrence00]

your not the only one who sucks dixon

[47Roni47]

WOW this video is very cool xD !!!

[evanskick22]

@kingraisin lol hey hey hey i have long hair and i can land some stuff haha

[Sk8RzZPrOzZ]

you look like Matt Heafy

[kingnocomply]

@kingraisin lol wat it does wen this come out on i tunes

[bluewaffles21]

This song explains my life!!!