Married With Children - "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy" - Season 1 Episode 3 (part 1/2)

After the Rhoades are robbed, Steve and Marcy buy a guard dog while Al buys a gun, but Peg hides the bullets in the fingerholes of his bowling ball so Bud won't find them. The Rhoades name their dog Bella... Al thinks it's after Bela Lugosi, but Steve corrects him and says it's after Bella Abzug, but Marcy is bummed that it won't wear the hat. Not long after, Al and Peg are awakened by what they think is a burglar breaking in, but can't call the police because Kelly's on the phone. Al goes downstairs with the gun, searches the backyard... and shoots Bella by accident (it was wearing a hat, so Al didn't realize it was a dog). The Rhoades are furious with Al, who later pays off the garbage man with a six-pack to get rid of the body. Steve comes over to apologize for their behavior and want Bella's body so they could bury it in their backyard, but Al, thinking quickly, says he should take care of all the arrangements. That night, Al and Peg help bury the makeshift coffin, which Peg says she filled with rocks... and Al's bowling ball. Steve thinks Al's tears are for Bella...

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[jq747]

Jeez, these early episodes could get a bit steamy with Al and Peggy. I wonder if there was a thing between Ed O'Neill and Katey Segal? Eh anything's possible.

[sembalo]

There is some annoying laughing in the background. Oh my! Who the heck laughs that way! HAHAHAHAHA. O_o

[alex10324533]

they sure were young here :P 

[DrProf]

rofl @ "ehhh, just gonna have a little sex with the wife"

[buzzclick500]

"Abzug" is German for "sewer". ;])

[TheZaineC]

al is so SEXY he has a nice soft body:) i would do him;)

[jrockdaman2]

Wow Al really wanted to have sex with his wife

[woollybully100]

is that the bookstore owner from The Neverending Story?

[SkinSplitter1]

A dog

A vicious dog with sharp teeth that'll cut through a jugular like a hot knife through butter on a warm summer night so the next guy that gets into my bdrm will walk out on bloody stubs

[SkinSplitter1]

AL - Why are you meeting at my house ?

Neighbor - Cause our wives didn't want you in our house !!

GREAT !!!