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TVii, Professor Steven Sinofsky, and more - 90 Seconds on The Verge: Wednesday, December 19, 2012

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Published on Dec 19, 2012

"What do you reach for? ART! That's what I'm talking about. The very apex of your art! I want to hear your sinews crack and strain. I want your souls... to enter those microphones and emerge, like ghosts, in the homes of our listeners. There's an army of them out there, groping blindly, toiling in the darkness, waiting... For what? For YOU! For your incandescent, brilliant, palpitating talent to light up their miserable, impoverished, dull, and worthless lives. (pause) Okay gang, take five, and then we'll hit it." — Pedro Carmichael

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  • J.C. Carlisle

    J.C. Carlisle 5 months ago

    Tao sea-tie?

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    Tau Ceti

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  • Allyouknow5820

    Allyouknow5820 5 months ago

    That is one SERIOUSLY HANDSOME guy :)

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    Amiroxor 5 months ago

    HORAY FOR SPACE AND SCIENCE

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  • Niloy Ziloy

    Niloy Ziloy 4 months ago

    He's good I like him

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    DementedDweomer 4 months ago

    Love the new guy. I prefer my news delivered by hotties. :)

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    Alexandre Amorim 4 months ago

    Gaaaaaayyyy!!!

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    Alexandre Amorim 4 months ago

    Gay

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    z00h 5 months ago

    fucking hipster

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  • Sf1TheOne

    Sf1TheOne 5 months ago

    When they say "might", how certain are they? is it like 100% sure, where they can see alien walking about the planet or 30% sure, like we can see water there from here or maybe like 2% sure "well its blue so yeah, might have aliens"? Does anybody know?

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    mmarsbarr 5 months ago

    My monitor is severely scratched from trying to cut that stray hair

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    Raveesh Bhalla 5 months ago

    Wait, The Verge isn't real? I have to refer to it in quotes like some magical place? Like "Neverland"?

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