Squirrel Attack!

In which hank sings a song about Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl, the Homicidal Squirrel.

Sorry for my crappy irish accent

There's a lot of ways to die
under ireland's sky
But the worst way by far might be a bit of a surprise
I'd rather be knifed in bar
or hit by a car
than to meet my end lookin' in to her eyes
and hear the cries
of my demise
my last goodbyes C F F C
well she's a six ounce ball of blood muscle and fur C G C
and she's the evilest thing, in all of the world C F F C
and you better start running if you ever see her C F G C
she's scuzzykizoozle curl, the homicidal squirrel C F
Her teeth sank into my arm and
C G everything but pain was gone and I
C F looked down at C G
her blood-stained fangs
C F she looked into my eyes and
C G the fear was paralyzin I
C F felt the blood C G
running from my veins
C
and oh the pain
and oh the pain
and on the pain


I was at the county fair
and scuzzy kizoozle was there
she was slicing through the crowd like a mower mowing lawns
I watched the people fall
to her razor sharp claws
and then she was in my face before I knew what was goin' on!
I raised my arm
and tried to run
but I was stunned!

I'm only alive today
by god's grace
I'm the only man who's met with her and lived to tell the tale
But I keep my eyes wide
she will never be denied
Until the day I die she'll be there on my trail
o'er hill and dale
through rain and hail
she will prevail

Category:

Music

Tags:

• squirrel
• attack
• irish
• jig
• fiddle
• nerdfighters

[peerieweirdo]

@JebigaNo1 Actually he has a wife, Katherine. Unless you are using the other meaning of the word, in which case yes, he is happy.

Oh, were you using that as an insult? Well then, let me say that you suck at insults, thou gorbellied beetle-headed scullian!

[NERDSareTHEfuture]

Dear haters

it has come to our attention that you seem to want to randomly piss on a really kind guy who is cool and funny if you want to hate on something go to a lady gaga video

sincerely every nerd fighter in the entire universe

DFTBA

[rytufke2]

IDIOT



[marcinszm2000]

why u upload it ?

[Mnoo0ooRr]

مااااالت علييه الغبيي بس فله يووم يغنيي

[Jamessawyer010]

FUCKIN NERD, NOW WHERE'S THE Squirrel Attack!

[alin666ification]

ولله كذب وهباله عشان يسمعك غنيته

هههههه

البلشه انهالعبه

[fuasshole666]

fuck off

[roog2005]

خرى عليك

[josegomez149]

ur such a retard

[Mrslooom10]

سامج -______-"

[zZzZzSaPERzZzZz]

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