PRELUDE TO COLD WAR

PRESS RELEASE!
RUSH TRANSCRIPT
WELCOME TO - WHAT YOU AIN'T GONNA FIND IN MAINSTREAM NEWS!

RE: US to establish naval base in Georgia - the plot thickens.
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We are advised of top high-level diplomatic communiques from the Russian embassies to all leaders world-wide.
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QUOTE: "Greetings COMRADES from Russian bear:
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Ukraine and Europe love cold winter with no natural gas or oil - missing non-stop wars.
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Bushco does not care if Europe freezes and their industry collapses.
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Bushco base is tiny outpost - difficult to re-supply when harbor mined and airfield full of holes.
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Central committee says is ALL HOT AIR and POSTURING.
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Please do not hurt self while ROFLAO (Rolling On Floor Laughing Ass Off)!"
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What part of 'STOP!' do clowns not get?
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WHAT YOU AIN'T GONNA FIND IN MAINSTREAM NEWS!

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FASHION? PURE WASTE!
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BAN IT!
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The last thing any freedom loving PEOPLE would want to do would be to give easily tracable power of control over to any government that murders it's own people, treats them as guilty until proven innocent, that has zero respect for human rights, promotes torture of human beings, has a leader openly espousing to be dictator, advocates concentration camps, believes in secret trials, using secret evidence, and secret tribunals in secret locations, etc...
THEREFORE - THERE must be mandatory chipping for politicians so we can track them when they go to meet to make their secret back room deals and plan their crimes upon the Citizens. Can we get a bill drfted up that would allow this? Do you know where your representative is tonight and whether or not they are engaging in a crime as you read this??? Are we really safe not knowing???
THEN THERE'S THE 'ZOMBIE DEATH CHIP' THAT EXPLODES WITH A TRITIUM SUB-NUKE BLAST - IF SOMEONE ELSE'S DNA PROFILE EVER TOUCHES IT.
When they say, "SWITCH OFF YOUR CHIP" that's what they have in mind.
CONvenience for whom?
Nothing is impossible for our electron plasma brains!
LOOK AT MY OPPOSING THUMB AND TREMBLE!
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"If the President has commander-in-chief power to commit torture, he has the power to commit genocide, to sanction slavery, to promote apartheid, to license summary execution."

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