Lyrics:
Verse 1:
It's a Friday night, and I'm bored as hell
So I call up Jamie, a madamoiselle
Who always seems to know what's goin' on
We split a bottle of Cuervo, had a smoke or two
And we were lookin' for somethin' rowdy to do
When we got a call from our dearest ol' friend Jon
Now Jon had a couple of friends in tow
And an idea of someplace we could go
That'd satisfy our thirst for entertainment
Now I won't bother to tell you the name
For fear of livin' down a mountain of shame
But we hopped in the car, and to the outskirts of town we went.
Verse 2:
About three miles east we saw a sign
Advertising ladies demur and divine
But we knew that neither one of those were true
We walked inside, the lights real dim
The atmosphere I visually skimmed
Now what to expect neither Jamie nor I knew
Jon suggested that we sit down
Pulled out some tequila and passed it around.
'cause we had to provide our own liquid livery
And one by one, those girls did prove
That it ain't no shame, one's clothes to remove
No, they weren't ashamed, and neither, no sir, were we.
(Panda Circus live at Abe & Jake's in Lawrence, Kansas. January 24th 2008.)
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