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Uploaded by on Jul 26, 2009

***Lyrics***
Its no secret that you're beautiful inside
So full of love and so full of life
You might be asking "why am I single"
Well I will tell you the answers simple

You are ugly, you scare babies
You're fat, and you stink, and I can not breathe
You look like a bug with two butts on your face
Your teeth are not clean, and your farts last for days
If that was not true then a guy might like you

Its not your fault you were born with a tail
But if you worked out you wouldn't look like a whale
It doesn't help that you've grown a mustache
A uni-brow and a full beard to match.

You are ugly, and you haunt my dreams
I wake and you still scare the crap out of me
You smile and I cry and I ask if Ive died
Because your smile is so bad that it kills me inside

(Chords - C, G, Am, F - Capo 2)

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Uploader Comments (samwrestle)

  • I sent this song to my friend and we both had the same reaction... LMFAO.

    Thanks for the video's! Looking forward to watching 'em. xD

  • @Kawaii609609 haha I'm glad that you both liked it. Thanks for watching!

  • This is offensive.;) 

  • @KimberleyyXenaaTegan I know...I know...but I PROMISE that not all of my songs are offensive. Try some others and forget about this one. ;^ )

  • @samwrestleim NOT ugly

  • @wwjda333 Sorry grandma ;^ )

  • @samwrestle haha I know. Me too. lol

Top Comments

  • super cute :)

    can i have the chords? I'd like to do the girl's version ;)

    i just taught myself guitar... well, actually Marty Schwartz taught me :))

    i really enjoyed this! good job

    i'm serious about the chords ;) facebook/missjawlz

    ♪♫♪..

  • @minniemony I wish I WERE gay after looking at your face. Actually, I wish EVERY guy was gay...so they wouldn't have to put themselves through the pain of dating you. ; )

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  • @wwjda333 lmao i was jk ;)

  • @Elise13V well i'd say same. But everyone does a a VOICE might not be the best in the world but we have 'em.

  • @Elise13V He can. anyone can

  • @samwrestle I know at least I can't sing, nd btw it's rude!!!!!!! ;)

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