Little fucking Harry in a cradle on a mutha fucking night
When some homie killed his parents with a wand in a fight
Left on privet drive by a wizard and a witch
Raised by fat Vernon, a dumb kid and a bitch
Wanker turned eleven, giant hagrid came to him
Hopped on a bike together, and then he came in him
take him to a school full of magic and blunts
Hagrid asked you wanna go yo? There's plenty of cunt
Gotta go into London, get some cash and some bling
He bought an owl, cats and toads just aint his thing
Went to 9 3/4, bought a dub from a hook up
Met some ginger on a train and he said yo wassup?
He met up with a hookah named Hermione Granger
Damn, harry thought, I think I might have to fuck her
Cause that bitch'll get hot in six years Harry thought
I'll just watch her undress in her room till I'm caught
Got sorted in the Great Hall of Hogwarts castle
Harry don't want slytherin cause he ain't an asshole
He got Gryffindor, bitch, whatchu gonna do?
he's a brave mutha fucka and he fucks better than you
He went to his classes with his two new mates
The trio fought a troll in a bathroom real late
The trio found a dog with three fucking heads
Harry found a mirror where he could see the dead
They discovered a secret going down in the school
What the fuck's going on man? This shit ain't cool
There's weird shit and a dog, and some creep named Snape
They think he's the dude that might be spreading the hate
The day finally came when they got passed the dog
And fell down in a dungeon with the plants and some fog
And went through seven fucken obstacles to get to the gold
The sorcerer's stone, bitch, don't gotta be told
It was Quirrel all along, bitch the stuttering prick
He wants to revive Voldemort whose small and sick
He looks like an alien attached to a head
He looks like a fetus that is grey and dead
Fuck you! Harry said, he was playing it coo
He defeated Quirrel and won, yo it's true
He saved the day, man he couldn't believe it
He saved the wizarding world from some serious shit
We got Dumbledore the headmaster he might be gay
We got Hermione, the little bitch gots too much to say
We got Ron, ginger balls, I think he's good at chess
We got Hagrid with the huge cock cause more ain't less
We got Snape, wears a cape but he gets no dates
We got McGonagall, the horny bitch that likes to be raped
We got my man Voldemort, he's a playa and a schola
He's badass mutha fucka, he's a pimp and balla
Yeah Voldemort, he's gonna beat you up, bitch
He's gonna sneak into hogwarts and fuck you up, witches
And wizards gonna die, cause the pimps coming back
He's gonna kill everyone and then teabag with his sack
So watch out foos, Voldy's coming for you
He might imperius curse the fucking shit out of you
He might crucio your balls while your fucking your wife
He might avada kedavra you and end your life
He might put his snake in your ass and twist it around
Or cast a spell that turns your cock grey and brown
He's gonna fuck up the world, so learn some magic
Cause Voldy's gonna cause some shit thats tragic
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