#75 - Me Reading Jokes

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Please note that these jokes are not written by me, they are from various sources.

The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Johnny! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Johnny's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at
Johnny and leave.
The phone rings at Johnny's house.
"Hey, Johnny! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rodney
• reynolds
• jokes
• joke
• comedy
• fbi
• cia
• police
• law
• drug
• drugs
• marijuana

[Charlaweyd]

Haha! good one! FBI finaly doing their jobs right.

[KuruGDI]

very nice xD

how do I get the FBI to paint my fence ^^' ?

[4thwatcher777]

I know that joke!

[xoxylordx]

Lol nice :p

[TeheD]

My LOL at this one is bigger than than this comment box.

Awesome!

[SlightlyBent2]

there are so many variations of that joke ... but still good

[jmoyet]

LOL

[evantaur]

lol

[thelethalmoo]

xD lol

[hundredsofthem]

HAhAhhah! That was so good! Keep 'em coming Rodney =)

[ikcti]

LOL!

[ironeagle69]

Hahaha xD