PRiSON befriends Pierce Smoulder - Derpy Hooves (Parody of "Jack Sparrow" by The Lonely Island)

A parody of "Jack Sparrow" by The Lonely Island.

MP3: http://k17.me/dump/Derpy%20Hooves.mp3

Pierce's Channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/BaldDumboRat

The idea came to me in a very sexy, very non-sequitur filled dream.

~Lyrics~
Prisonfishy, Derpy Hooves
Together on the track
the foals are back!
Fun starts now filly trot with us
fillies snappin at their necks when they trottin up
knock the barn doors ain't no stoppin us
order donuts at the bar like i gives a buck
fillies walleyed when we trot into the set
buck the colts they just dolts lookin up to get wet
cutie mark on my flank
flank in my seat
you either get hugged, get loved, or get treats

THIS IS THE TALE OF A MAILMARE NAMED DERPY
MUFFINS SO GREAT ALL UP IN MY MOUTH
A WHIMSICAL QUEST IN THE LAND OF EQUESTRIA
GOLDEN LOCKS SWAY IN THE CLOUDSDALE BREEZE

yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club
buyin' up the salt lick so the fillies show us love
motherbuckin ice colt i'm the top pony
heater on blast i'm the #1 brony
watch it foal cause i ain't your mister nice colt
more like the mister take you home and buck you twice colt
all dressed up with nowhere to run
i make you feel like rarity
NOW BACK TO THE MUFFINS

FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN SHE YEARNED FOR BAKED MUFFINS
MISS DITZY DOO LEARNING HOW TO SOAR
I'M THE HERPER OF THE DERP
THE JESTER OF EQUESTRIA
BUT IN PINKIE PIE'S BASEMENT, WHAT LIES IN STORE?

put your hooves in the air and say hay yeah cmon
from the front to the back holla applejack cmon
derpy hooves i'm really gonna need you to focus up
OKIE DOKE LEMME TRY WITH ANOTHER MARE

LIFE IS A TRAY OF MUFFINS FOR THIS PEPPY PEGASI
THOUGH I'M NOT A CLEVER PONY, YOU BET YOUR FLANK I TRY
OKAY BUT I'M A MAILMARE
AND DERPY HOOVES IS MY NAME
ONE DAY I'M GONNA RULE THE WORLD AND PUT YOU ALL TO SHAME

~blather~

THIS IS THE TALE OF DERPY THE FUHRER
PONYVILLE FLAME, WITH THE CLOUDSDALE NUTS
I GOT A UNICORN KID, AND HER NAME IS DINKY
THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A MUFFIN JUST WAITING TO GET MUNCHED

~moar stuff~

Special thanks to TheKnightimeProject for the instrumental!

Category:

Comedy

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• lonely
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[signer0001]

"I love muffins"

"CAN YOU STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT?!"

I lol'd

[dustyreece]

"Sure!...Derp."

My heart melted. <3

[SodiumHydroxideRG]

@eddmario Many thanks, kind sir.

[eddmario]

@SodiumHydroxideRG I posted a link in the comments on BaldDumboRat's video of this song

[SodiumHydroxideRG]

:O The download link has some kind of error!

[jacencaedus]

lol'd at world domination

[jake02632]

"World domination!!"

"Derpy, WHAT THE HELL!?!?"

[signer0001]

@TheRandomkid321 yup. forgot to add it then realized that's not matters.

[TheRandomkid321]

@signer0001 I do beleiev he said would you stop BUCKING sayin that.

[TheRandomkid321]

"WORLD DOMINATION!!!"

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG

[donhill44]

@SegaMaster172 That would be very cool

[SegaMaster172]

Somepony, anypony, PLEASE make an animated music video of this song! Thumb up if you want this to happen!