Green Vs. Blue (I Hate You)

A song I wrote about how horribly evil blue control decks are to someone like me, who just wants to play my enormous, indestructible monster.

Lyrics:


I hate that deck
You know where you can put it
Your lame blue deck
I was gonna be civil but screw it
You think you're so clever
Pulling counter after counter
And murderating all my friends

I finally got the mana to summon my industructible behemoth
And you just smiled, spend two freaking mana
And I had to say goodbye to him before he'd even begun

Oh, wow, look
Now you're tapping all my mana
Isn't this fun
Your stupid smirk's like saying "nanna na nanna"
I'm through with your tricks
You jerk, I'm putting an end to this

If you don't put that deck away
I'm going to deck your face today
I hate you
I mean it
I hate your stupid blue deck

Category:

Music

Tags:

• magic the gathering
• magic
• wizards
• wizards of the coast
• card game
• card
• blue
• green
• bonogofsky
• dnd
• d&d

[maxdzim]

I can relate to this song.

[joepoag]

Lulz

control decks FTW

[MELMOT84]

I love this song! U rock !