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the disadvantages of being a vampire

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Uploaded on Jul 18, 2011

Jeff the friendly, and not at all evil vampire is back...


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It's a little known fact that vampires suffer from toothache and gingivitis, it's because we can't see our reflections, so we miss off most of the bacteria when brushing.

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Vampires can't go out during the day, not a problem, at least not until the Rickets set-in.

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Having the strength of ten men sounds like fun, but the come-down from the PCP...

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I needed the fence fixing, and I made a right show of myself when a man turned up with a van-load of wooden stakes -- he looked at me like I was some sort of freak.

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Last week I had a pizza delivered, I'll never do that again; I almost died accidentally eating the supplementary garlic bread.

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Being a vampire does attract the women, and that is something that I never could do before. But, this is a little frustrating because all I really want to do with them now is rip their throats out.

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As a vampire I have to do my shopping when the sun has gone down, this can sometimes be a real problem, especially in the summer; if you ever lose track of what day it is you can find yourself out on a Sunday evening with no shops open, and trying to buying an evening meal from a petrol station.

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You may know that vampires don't get on with werewolves, well that has been a really problem for me -- my dog doesn't love me any more.

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Vampires can turn into bats, that means you can get places quickly, although to be honest -- it's quicker to just drive -- and you can take passengers g4rdenspoon facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/G4rdens...

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