Bridge Is Staying Home - June 2010 - by Splodge

I'd like to thank the thousands of people who checked out Bridge is Staying Home. Here's the original re-recorded with much better sound and vision. Here are the lyrics again -
He's staying home, he's staying home, he's staying - Bridge is staying home. x2
Everyone's had her, that's for sure. But Vanessa she wants more. So JT, thought he'd score. And when he knows his wife is away, then he can play away, 'cos he likes lingerie. Get In The Box Son ! Terry loves a flirt. He bangs her 'til she's screaming. He wipes it on Waynes shirt. An now it needs dry cleaning. You gotta have a chat with Fabio, 'cos your sex life's all on show. Sorry John - It's cherrio. And you'll be sorry for shagging that wench, while you're sat on the bench, 'cos we all know the French are cheating bastards ! - Treat your mates like dirt. You never stopped your scheming. Your best mate got hurt, and jacked the England team in. - Everything didn't go as planned cos he would not shake your hand. Now you've lost the armband, as the England Captain. You scored an own goal with the girlfriend you stole, and just like Ashley Cole - There's no girls allowed now. - All the Chelsea Squad, are down the King's Road shopping. But you're home texting WAGs 'cos you prefer wife swapping.Lampard, Cole and Cech. Drogaba and Malouda. 'Cos you can't gag the press, the whole team knows you screwed her - And you did it again, and you did it again ! - He's staying home, he's staying home, he's staying. - Bridge is staying home x2 . Make up with your wife. You must start the healing. Try rebuild your life. Think how she is feeling. But you like chasing skirt. It's always been appealing. you're wondering which tart's next. For staring at your ceiling ....................................

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Wayne Bridge
• John Terry
• Vanessa Perroncel
• 3 Lions Parody.
• Splodge
• Watsonworld

[ChazmaniacTV]

Classic.

[willpullen90]

this is quality.... and so true