How to Get Pregnant

http://www.MrForthright.com

So you wanna start using that babymaker? Look no further than this guide; Mr. Forthright lays it all down here with advice that actually works. And once you're pregnant, don't forget to thank Mr. Forthright by naming your kid after him. And as always, if you have other suggestions on how to get pregnant, put them in the comments....

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• fertility
• How-to
• children
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• Pregnancy
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[Savester2]

Why do these not have thousands of views?

[PineappleCadet]

I watched you before you were famous.

[saunderfourtwenty]

"To ovulate faster drink ovaltine" on the floor crying

[manonatightrope]

@PineappleCadet I know it's a bit hipster-ish but I think the exact same thing.

[Kabhaq]

@CassidysWorld planception

[tommyboyzinthehood]

i used to drink ovaltine. now i'm pregnant. it's awkward because i'm a man

[edmonjel]

@hmmmidunno4 yes, Mr. Forthright's advice is almost too good -- he'll need to show us how to stop doing these things he's teaching

[hmmmidunno4]

very informative...i will try out your techniques. I'm so confident that your suggestions will work, maybe you could offer some advice on how I can stop getting pregant...for you know, after I become a hamster...or a mexican...and begin to uncontrollable reproduce. thanks mr. forthright

[emilichbin]

This man is like the non-musical, old guy version of Jon Lajoie

[kitkatqueen]

haha!